Listen: Taco Bell, Dave Chapelle, Apple discussed on One Crazy Story with Nate Armbruster
"Alot everybody and welcome to another edition of one crazy story. I made armbruster. I'm your host and it's another day another episode beautiful day out. I hope you will well hopes beautiful wherever you are. Everything's is good nice day man. It's hard to be a bad mood when the weather's good night sometimes even if you get bad news on a day where the weather's like amazing. It's not the worst right right. It helps you get through the bullshit right. It does for me at least. I hope you're doing well <hes> here. We are guessing the new dave chapelle comedy special i have i i liked it. I thought it was good. I thought it was fine. I don't know what people expected from them. You know i love the people are <hes> people. A lot of people are upset about. I don't know if you guys are on the internet but a lot of people hate it and they hate dave chapelle for saying the things he said but i don't understand why you would give him the time of day. If you don't like you know what i mean ah goes for anything really you could say like i don't like pizza and then you go eat pizza and you get mad about it. Just doesn't make sense to me. There's i mean what it will. I i mean i guess you know. It's worth the conversation if he does if accommodate if somebody says something that's really shitty. Maybe it's worth the conversation but after looking into it. I'm like the guy i was just fucking talking do joke trying to figure out life from his perspective. I don't know i. I don't see what's wrong with that and you fucking watched. You know what i mean like. Don't watch it. If you just don't like the guy don't watch. It would be like you saying nate. I don't like your podcast and that's understandable but then going on to listen into you know what i mean. It just doesn't make sense to me. I just don't understand why people look to be outraged. Everything these days. I mean on both sides of the i. It doesn't matter what you feel politically. I mean just everybody seems to be so. They seem to be looking for something to be mad at. I don't get it enjoy your life. The sun's out sure the amazon john has been burning for weeks and it's probably going to kill the earth <hes> but that's you know that's just where we're at our existence man you just gotta deal with it and realized that probably nothing will be done and we're kind of doomed so <hes> y- while while the world is ending will be arguing about whether or not a comedian can tell a certain joke or even attempt to tell a certain joke you know it's just i don't know just learn to enjoy life. Everybody that's it. That's all all i want. I just want to hang out with people aren't outraged at stupid shit and not just super shit even reasonable shit where i'm like. I understand why outrage right now but i'm just trying to enjoy enjoy <hes>. I'm just trying to enjoy dinner. You don't have to ruin this moment by talking about that. Shit just stop. Just everybody shut up everybody. We all just need to shut up. I think as i sit here and ramble about it anyway. I don't even know if that's a take on. I just feel bad just like the guy it's we seem more concerned with what comedians and entertainers do with their lives than the people who have direct control over our society but what do i know i'm just some guy standing being in a sound proof closet talking about enough people are listening. I'm still on these apple charts which is crazy to me. I don't understand why or how but thanks for for listening. Thanks for doing that <hes>. I'm looking forward to this weekend man. I'm officiating my first wedding probably only wedding <hes> so very are excited about that. Hopefully it'll ruin the best day of someone's life. You know that's that's that's my goal. That's my only goal. This weekend is to not ruin what it is supposed to be one of the happiest days of their lives right so that's my goal <hes> i think college even i'm looking forward to it a couple of things on my mind and and i guess there on my mom just because they're just stupid things that i've noticed lately that it kind of stress me out. I'm a pretty anxious person almost every day. I'm i'm pretty high strung right. I mean i keep it. Keep it pretty well under control but sometimes it just like just get to oh my god. This is really stressing me the right now and i realized one of the things that probably causes the most anxiety and it's more i'm. I'm not a backseat driver but i am like nick. I'm gonna wear backseat passenger. I'm looking around because like if i just don't know some people you can just tell them oh. You're just flat out. Not paying attention not even necessarily not looking at your phone but like you're looking down. You're looking over to the building or are you looking to look into the side of the road or you're just looking around down like this guy does not see. He's not even looking in the direction. We're going have you ever been in the back seat of a car like an uber or that and like they're just in the the middle of a conversation with you and they turn around to look at you but they'll look every sentence. They say they have to look. We don't look at me man. Just talk and look for so just don't talk to me first of all look forward. If you're going to talk to me that's all i want. It's all what don't take your eyes off the road. I'd rather are you drunk. At least you're looking where you're going. You know what i mean like. I mean you probably still hit something but if you're looking you have a fighting chance man that shit stress me out just in the backseat like lucia. Oh gonna die gonna die at the hands of this. Oh stressing me out man something. I meant to mention <hes> in my last episode about the minnesota state fair so we took my girlfriend's mom to the state. They've fair right. We're all and i'm driving. I didn't drink while i said i i listen. I mentioned in that episode. I had two beers that whole day right. We're there for the whole day. I only two drinks and they weren't even that big. They were like nine dollar twelve ounce beers right because you know it's the staffer. They have have you by the balls kind of like like it's like a drink at the airport. It's like a world. Are you going to light beer. You're gonna find some cheaper. No nine dollar miller lights man enjoy that shit enjoy every sip and god forbid if you spill one your days as ruined anyway on the way home. They were both pretty drunk. I mean we had a great night and i'm driving and she we decided we. I want to tackle bell right now. When you get to taco bell you soon that everyone in the car has an idea of what they want right you. Just you know everybody. It's common knowledge. Taco bell. Has everything that taco bell. Has you just know what it is right. You know what it is. It's all the same shit everywhere but we get into the drive thru and her mom who doesn't eat fast food. That often was like <hes>. I don't know what it was. Just we're just laughing. She's like i don't know. I don't know what i want and i'm like well it still you know they got tacos. De listing the obvious choices right reto dollar menu. I'm listing off offers many things that come to my brain as we're sitting in front of the menu <hes> and she goes. I don't know what what i don't know what they have. I don't know what i want and i it's taboo bell. They have that <hes> just pick a mexican food and they probably have so sure enough. We get up to the speaker and she goes. I want enchiladas. Atas and i'm like well. Actually that's like the one thing they don't have because you but the one thing you can't wrapping paper. Oh and here's the best part <hes> i got her a burrito and i told her it was an enchilada and she didn't say anything so yeah. <hes> ah taco bell man it it really <hes> it soothes the soul after a night of drinking. You know so do it do it. You know it's screw it. You know throw everything out the window so you don't need you don't need you don't eat kale bus they have. I don't know i mean it's not like the worst the hits if that's your vice taco bell you're fine. You'll you'll you know in the long run every day shirts rough. It's going to be a rough go for you later in life but you know what after night of fun and drinking and having a good time eat amrried do it up breeder from taco bell by the way this is a good time to remind you to go back into the archives and listen to the old episodes so to especially if you're new here if you're new and you're you just found me from however the internet works <hes> <hes> go check out some of the older episodes if you go back far enough <hes> to a few months ago and beyond you can find plenty of conversations with comedians and <hes> funny people that i know who were kind enough to do the podcast and tell me a crazy story from their lives <hes> and sometimes there's more than one sometimes. There's just one summer short summer long but <hes> there's something for everybody. It's hilarious and they're very funny. People on all of all of them deserve your support and fandom so if you wanna go check those out there pretty great <hes> so go check those out and also <hes> same. I think these episodes thanks for sticking with me. <hes> for listening to these and i will have more interview episodes in the future <hes> and those will be coming out real soon and if you haven't yet subscribe on apple podcasts all that tune in stitcher all that good stuff and <hes> so you never miss out on an episode trying to build a i'm trying to build an empire over here guys in your help. <hes> is much appreciated. <hes> come see me live to everything. You can everything everything about me. You can find online at comedy at one crazy. Story emailed me at one crazy story at gmail.com. If you have any thoughts questions concerns view even if you just want to say what's up do it okay. That's enough for the the ad portion of the show. I don't know. Can you sponsor your own podcast. Can you just be like this. This episode is brought to you by armbruster yeah. Every fucking episode is brought to you by armbruster okay yeah and the guy does not pay me enough. Get it jesus all right. If you're still listening to this god bless you because i'm a moron okay something i discovered and i'm not <hes> i can't say i'm a whiskey or bourbon purist. Obviously i love both of them and i like all sorts of shit. Really i mean i'll try anything thing just about last week at the liquor store and this guy was sampling whisk because you like peanut butter whiskey and how's that i've never had peanut butter whiskey. What the hell i didn't really made shit like this. I've tried pecan bourbon. Pecan bourbon p. is what is it pecan pecan pecan whatever bourbon that tasted like pecan. Let's say that is that correct anyway. Whatever you say that's correct <hes> but and this guy had peanut butter whiskey and i was intrigued as like okay whatever the so they have these little tasters port outright because yeah go ahead and try it takes it. Let me know what you think taste it. It was interesting. It wasn't like gross. It's it's it's weird. It's like 'cause they kinda the flavors kind of go together <hes> it was good. It's like chasing a like. When i was at the bourbon trail they had a lot of lake for the any tasting they would do. They pair it with like a chocolate or something and in that worked so. I thought you know this might make sense. I guess it might not taste gross and you know what it was pretty good and i fuck and bought a bottle. I got."