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President Trump, Donald Trump, Starbucks discussed on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah: Ears Edition

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This is the daily show with Trevor Noah here's deal. Thank you. Two. Tonight. I guess a very funny comedian here to talk about his Netflix special Moammar is joining us everyone. It's going to be. Also, also on the show, the shutdown has been shut down and another one of President Trump's very fine. People turns out to be a bad on Brey. But first, let's catch up on today's headlines. There were now only six hundred forty four days until the twenty twenty presidential election. And I'm nobody you guys. But I've already set my DVR. Yeah. I even added an extra five minutes in case it goes along. And this race was going to be pretty simple, right? It was going to be the best democrat running against Donald Trump. But now someone has thrown a Grundy wrench in the works. The twenty twenty presidential race right now getting bigger by the day possible new contender former Starbucks CEO Howard shows he says he's considering a run he would do as an independent taking about the president and the Democrats eating Democrats are protesting because they're worried Schultz could siphon votes from their nominee it help the president re election. I am seriously thinking of running for president I will run as a centrist independent outside of the two party system. Okay. I don't know this is planning on. But after hearing him speak. No, I need a coffee. This is. My plan to run for president. Also, he's announcement sounds like a really complicated. Starbucks order. Right. When he's like, a centrist independent like someone would offer that can I get a central independent of the two party system. No foam, no foam. So what would be Mr. pumpkin spice lots taking on an actual pumpkin spice. Which is pretty cool..

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