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"I guys welcome back to the hilarious humanitarian podcast so today the trending topic is really kind of funny. I like there is a so I wanted to bring this up because it made me think of both times that I've lost valuables but not in this particular way so I was on instagram yesterday and my friend of you from home. She posted a story about a woman who was hat. She was sleeping. She had a bad dream and she in the Dream Kareem. I guess there were bad guys and I think her husband in the dream was like hide your ring like your wedding ring and inner dream she swallowed it and then she woke up and her engagement ring was gone and she realizes she actually swallowed her ring and so there's like a pictures of her x Trey and the ring just like stuck in her body and they were able to get it out she poop it out. I can't remember I think they might have done surgery. Actually ooh imagine passing a giant hard diamond. Oh my butthole so anyway the reason I wanNA look similar our to your ring. It looks exactly like my name is about like looking at your ring. I don't want that coming out of my but like this is so funny to me because it sounds like something I would do in her sleep. I do think so I think we would Christie would not do anything that would endanger her body nope so she would take the fucking ring she swallowing that would do it and I don't think I'd be my wits about maybe even attempt it. I think I would go frozen like throw Rohit Room. You'd be like throw it and then run the other hand. It'd be like fuck you motherfucker. You try and take my shit like I think you would be like don't just out of sheer cheer like pissed off. Take what's mine yeah you. That's it. I'm swallowing the sheep come in front of them to like then I would be upset upset because then I would think they would like rip me open. Come in to get it to ring home dark so fast in my brain gene so have you guys ever lost anything valuable so many yeah like quiet child. I had child child nightmare fuel for me. she got lost how to hide in those clothing with Iraq she'd go in and I was like Oh. This is fine until she's hiding Iraq's. I'm not and then she won't respond to my kid could hold it together like hiding and my my late husband she he ran into an elevator realized it was going the wrong directions like going down. He meant to go up so he gets out and he's like is he come on and she was like and he saw the door shut on her. He comes the room. He goes like text me. Is He's an elevator. I can't find her and I'm like. Are you fucking kidding me like to the point where someone the alone like wait I by herself. Yes she like three. I have a logistics question. Were they already you in the elevator and the doors opened or were they waiting for the elevator and she ran no he did it to her. He's a come on get on the elevator looked up saw that it was going the wrong direction direction and she ran in with her. She works in the elevator already so and he looked inside it was going the wrong direction so he got out quickly and she didn't go out quickly enough with these three right or something key saw the doors I think it was getting coffee and he had something in his hand and then I remember him like I can't. I'm fine is he's on the elevator and I'm like I remember slow motion mate or you come back until you find her and what happened was was he went to the level. He thought it was he was off by one and I would. I am getting sweaty. It was not no it was not good who she crying. She was starting to starting to panic yeah. There's a little three year ever I know the reason why I ask is because we went to San Diego two three weeks ago and it was a very similar situation. We're waiting for the elevator and a Areso logistics like how how was this setup because she was very excited about the elevators and there were seven of them so she kept running like from the far end to the right. You know what I'm just. I'm letting her do that and then of course so she's like a good ten feet away from me and of course course the elevator opens up right in front of her and she goes to like walk into the elevator and the for some reason those elevator doors shut really really fast. I don't think I've ever moved that quick in my life and I grabbed her by like she was wearing overalls. I grabbed her by the back he was like out of a cartoon in you know and I like pulled her back like just in time 'cause within like if I had been zoning out or not attention another child around hundred one hundred percent she would have been in an elevator without us. I and I for like an hour. I obsessed with about it. I was like what what what wh- like what would I have done. I don't know what how do you fix this. I don't like you don't want to get in one and go up because I feel like she did. She went down like you have have no idea what if it opened. Its I the things you think Oh. It's no big deal until it starts to happen and then you're like Oh shit then then I become like where are you. Can you touch my body so I think for year. She could not go beyond a she had to be able to touch my body like up. Can you judge Mommy's leg. NOPE that you're too far too. Far and Chris was like really and I'm like I I have to make up for it. I have to save her and this is also so when she was he got stuck on a mountain and they need to get rescued because I so high we Ohi have left my child alone with him. I I know you're out your chances and no more below what they're at the house and you're at the top of a mountain when it was too hot. It's Ben or like Oh. Let's go hiking you know high and like Oh no problem will go and he's a busy I had to work. It was like a Saturday so he put her in the backpack pack to on and off and they didn't bring enough water and they didn't anticipate the heat to the point where fucking hot no high where amy she said her and Krista amy sister was hiking said both of them were she's like Erin. We were getting heat stroke and I was like she tells me he got her to not say anything for a couple of weeks. I wouldn't kill him and then what they realize. They're like oh my gosh. We can't go back to the way we came so ben Ran Dan because he was worried that no water ran ahead of them to see if they can get a ranger someone to help them and they found a shortcut went on a road got picked up by what I areso but I remember looking at him like what how old is he then so then he almost loses her on the Disney I mean I was just like you know I would've I I would have been like you can't go anywhere without privileges revoked you can stay at home with her and you can't walk out front the front door or the back door for that matter who act prone o n he's hard of hearing and he's like a little he'd be any was hard of hearing and he was like all looking around like and I'm like you're not well. Shells fell into a pool who'll almost round no wonder his water poke coach who is coaching. What type of the pool is less than two probably between one and two and he turned earned around and three girls were pulling jumped in the water to three water polo players and saved her out of the deep end and to the point where they were on the deck 'cause they're like we like to stay here because we just WANNA make sure Z? Safe thank you and I remember. I remember my dad going. You know you go yeah. Be careful like really kinda sucks. Paying attention doesn't help that he'd couldn't hear either screaming or gargling wriggling. You know so like I would've. I would've been like now. I'll just take care of her from here on out you go. Do your things obviously obviously have been married Chris you would probably I would have been like I love you and your wonderful but you I gather after my child out can manage way if she can. She can swim and like do an independent then you can have her back but let her know so paranoid there yeah. There's a couple other things that happened. I can't think of so yes not a ring but human that is horrifying lose that was this is. I don't feel like I can at all more your your saint dance much more attuned to his child paying attention then. I think my late husband was yeah. Yeah everybody yeah be relatable minus road not relatable no no no no yours was we haven't ever lost her but you know there's been amazing how children's survive like hood infant hood and and you know what freaks like it's freaks me out because I'm like I feel like my husband and I are like smart people and we're like super aware we're super safety oriented but still show like Oh always remember I was leaving for work and she was barely one. She had just start she started walking at ten months but like you know taking steps uh-huh whatever falling down and I was in the car and I was waving goodbye and I don't know why he'd let her come outside side and we have concrete steps like more steps leading down onto the sidewalk and she just waddled off the step and and I could hear the thud of her head on the concrete from inside of my car with the door shut and like it was her first like goose you say even bringing this up so we didn't lose her but there were moments I am as pain in the ass is I can be kind of like have high expectations for the people around me when things like that happen like horrible like that's bad yeah I get very very quiet and I just knew like there's no point in me looking at him and being like what were you thinking like everything I wanted to say and Mike rip him a new one for not supervising well enough. You know I was just like just go inside. Let we're just GONNA go inside and get some ice is and this is what you're going to look. I was so calm and quiet. I'm like there's I can guarantee you what he's going to put himself through for the next two weeks feeling that guilt and shame it doesn't even compare to what I can unleash on him so I make it worse yeah yeah but in terms of losing a valuable so when my mom died I inherited like most if not all of her jewelry and there was this one ring that she always wore and it was very simple band and I a war it and I went to New York and I lost it and I was so like shameful like I felt felt so much shame and guilt about that that I didn't mention it to a single soul and then five years later. This is the weirdest story five live about five years later. I was living in an apartment by myself and at that point like from the time that I went to New York to the time you know five years later I had probably moved moved like seven times throughout college and so I'm a I was interviewing for a hospital job the same hospital my mom was being was had been treated in and out of for cancer and I remember talking to myself after interview and being unlike mom if you hear me. Can you just accent good vibes and I really WANNA go back to this hospital that you were treated like this dream to be a medical social worker and be there for family's going through the similar thing and at the same time I was like cleaning out my car. I'm like I'm just clean out my car and just gotTa my own brain. So there was all this mail and I grab the mail and I went up to my apartment and I threw it down on the floor and I heard a thud and I was like dot that was weird because it was paper. There's nothing in there so I got on my hands and knees and I was like sorting through the mail and I kid you do not swear on my whole family my dog everything that the ring was right there on the floor on the floor that and I'm like what's that's crazy yeah like what are you. Where did it come from like? There's no way that like the car that I owned at the time wasn't the a car that I had five years prior. I was trying to think like maybe the ring was stuck somewhere.."