Listen: Bert Kreischer, Chris Rock, Verne discussed on The Joe Rogan Experience
"Ruthless. Yeah. It's the girl. Ari me and care and in something's burn with Bert Kreischer. That burn is not calories. That's not burn now. But he sent out this message of the day. Like, I missed the heart rate monitors. He's really drunk watching saving private Ryan. So fuck of my doing due to you guys use talking without me. What are you doing this? What's going on? Hey, guys, miss you. I love Birdman. He goes out. He'll do a comedy club. And then go out and tell everyone where he's going to drink, and then he meets them at the bar takes shirt off in Ottawa. It's like one hundred and fifty degrees below zero. He drinks with the mall leaves. Really love you love you that he gets in his tour bus. I I mean, I don't I don't go to the second location. You know, I'll I'll hang out with the club a little bit and take pictures of stuff people and have a beer, but like when people like, hey, you should go to our bar. Nope. Yeah. I've done in the past used to in the past. But after a while becomes untenable. Yeah. And borough. You can't is there. You're playing like five thousand ten thousand seaters now too. Yeah. That's a lot of pictures. You can't you're I watch. I watch Joe Koi hanging out with we're like they're going to kill him like they're gonna they're gonna tear his clothes off like Elvis used to almost get by female nails. Yeah. You know, like there's so many people trying to get a selfie with him. And he just played a stadium and he's just outside while just like, dude, just Joe just careful security. Yeah. He's got he's got some people with them for sure. But as IRS whips shit, Jesus different different different. There's a lady tasers, it's not a strong. There's like do taser. Various kinds of fans. Yeah. You gotta be careful. Yeah. It's but God bless them. I mean, that's kind of how he got that big the thing about birds fans those at birth fans were all drunk to right? So they're probably not even gonna know what to do or you don't remember. They were going to kidnap them to give it up when they meet him yet. The next day. They check their phone like that selfie is all blurry and shit. Like, yeah. Will your hand was shaking from the DS while you try to take it so combat town. Screw quick giving yourself. You yourself come up boat trying to dress up a Facebook. My wife's not talking to me burden your jokes. The only thing keeping me going into the heart's not too strong these days. The doctors doesn't say I've long so come around writing this article for vox about why the world needs happy, man. Three bullets in the chamber of Spain. Once every six hours rushing, let's one bullet boats now, not Verne's not Verne's relent mind with three bullets. I was thinking that the other day about marriage that marriage is essentially rush roulette with three bullets. Because one's gonna die. I fifty percent of marriages in divorce. Oh, and then there's the Chris rock line. That's just he goes that's his two people that had the courage to get out. He's like how many cowards is staying suffer. Yeah. Yeah. So true, true Catholic. So true. Yeah. And this is coming from a guy who's happily married. But that's when I when I see people about to get married, I go. Good luck. Yeah. Well, you're married. Yeah. As I say, this is coming from a guy was happily married. Yeah. Yeah. Works with Chris rock now. He's divorced. He's divorced. No. I mean, but me I see people get married. I'm like, oh, yeah. Always assume. I was tell people like, yeah. I'm married happy. I love it. Don't do it. Yeah. Don't do is to do. That's why I gotta have you an advice from addiction because Amanda will call through and she'll get like marriage advice.."