Kris K Kepler, Applebee, Forks Abol discussed on Does This Happen to You

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You could walk into a Lowe's painted with dried, mud and grass, and nobody would care the dirtier you look, the more yard work, you're doing, which means the more shit, you're going to buy now. Try doing that at Applebee's they almost certainly ask you to leave unless it's one of those that struggling because millennials ruined everything now mos- it could work. They just shout. Welcome to mos- and you could respond been doing yard work with my baby daddy motherfuckers, gimme or two best burritos. And the manager was say get as crazy bitch a burrito recently. I also made my first trip to bed, bath and beyond. We finally have enough plates and glasses and things that we need a way to organize them most of my life. I've gotten by with a couple of plates, a couple of forks Abol, no dishwasher, no laundry machine. We have so many spatulas and knives. Now. We had to buy a Spinney thing for them all a special thing to hold your other things. It's a slogan for the middle class. I didn't exactly plan on making it here. But I did. And after all, someone's got to wrangle the weeds on this property until the day civilization ends, and we'd take over managing lawn. Sounds like a futile. Gesture to part of me. Then again, you can make almost anything sound that way. Why brush your hair if you're eventually going to die, but you do it anyway? You do it. So that maybe one day you can put a little firepit out there in roast marshmallows, because what else are you going to do with your life? But live it. Thanks so much for listening. If you enjoyed the story, let me know and share it with your friends. Follow me at Kris. K K aria on Twitter or Kris K Kepler on Facebook or check out my website, WWW dot Chris, Kepler dot com..

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