Listen: Cossio Kyle, Keith Nicole Dot, Diarrhea discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show
"Today what the fuck. What's happening waiting for my God? Thank you what are those shoes. You're wearing please stop yourself are coming up the twenty first of this month kyle will be performing on on the show risk. Kevin Allison show excited. And what's the gist of your store. Well this guy dumped diarrhea on me. I can share it now. I keep Keke Shit with the door open at some point. So I'm I'm excited. I'm doing a story about I can tell you I punched a flight attendant. Wow and remember when we saw kyle was nice well. I went to a psychiatrist with a closed host fist. Yes but if you hear the story will understand in the face and the body in the face to face. I kind of like you more but but I should know though. I told us to a psychiatrist. And she's like well. Maybe you might be on. The lower end of the bipolar is like. Let's not use labels. How Ed how about we don't judge in? We don't use labels. I knew bipolar. You Punch deflate. I is is so what is what she says. So she doesn't. That's that's the other pole. She doesn't punch extreme but this story is it's it's been something that you know for years. I would tell friends in in comics about and my friends that were comics would say how come you're not doing this on stage and I'm like well it's too long. It's you know so one of my bucket hit list things was I want to create a story about it so about five years ago I took a storytelling class and I had some ideas and I got it. I got the ball rolling and then and I just stopped doing it and and then I started listening to risk because I know Kevin is a guess on here a lot and I love his podcast. And I'm like you know what I gotta get my shit together. This is a story. It's very cathartic it's about you know I had just lost my mom. It's about it's about dealing with when when you don't deal with grief how it can turn into just furious seriousness and you know I had a baby at the time and my my my baby got taken away from me. Almost went to a FA- I narrowly avoided jail. uh-huh I was on the on the no fly list with Osama bin Laden and myself. So if you want to hear the rest of the story and how it turned out it it does have a happy ending a surprising in happy ending person village. Keep your baby I did. Yeah well now. She's like I could've used the break Almost WanNa Punch flight attendant now. So we'll take these candidates. Do you have to take my kids. Probably right now right. I am not fit but so that that is going to be a caveat caveat on next Thursday twenty-first anybody is in New York City. Please come and see me and come say hi after fucking face you know what I recommend you dump a bucket so find you. It's interesting she didn't tell me the story until I was already in love. I ah now. Also you've been working Keith Outright your personal trainer and I have some video footage but oh yes yes and he gets embarrassed easily right. He did great he. He does very good he is a trooper. He does not comply he. He role is is at me and stuff of the fuck or sometimes I'll laugh. I'll be like ten more. Who Big One? But I'll do it. I know I asked you last time and I I just want to see if there's like. Is he getting better. He's getting were with him. Our program is more focused a little bit of Rehab on the legs because of his knee and then upper body we you just do a lot of weights. He's making that anything right. It's better. I think it's better. I think it's getting much better if it probably probably is getting better. Yeah yeah he should up until like two or three times a week. Hundred percent a hundred percent do it once a week and then it can really focus. Although he says has that. I gave him some stuff to do at home. And he says he doesn't I. There's no way for me to check. But he's the way what do you do at home key. The weights and he bench presses is higher. Now we do have a bench pressing greedy to He does he does like stuff. That's you know heartaches I actually increase increased his weight a lot So it's hard for me to spot it so I'll tell him you need to pick this bar up and come over here and you're GonNa do like fifteen wraps and he does it so he's getting getting better and he'll work ride or thrown thrown up at all but he looks unhappy sometimes because he tried to fake being happy because that'd be hilarious now. He's he shows it. Is he a whiny bitch about it. He's not though he's not sometimes like he'll tell me like I just my whole life. I tell this to my daughter I always. I put your shoulders back like pasta so important shoulders back stomach and shoulders back and I tell them out and he's like okay. Stop right not right now. You don't have to tell me right now just a little while ago. Madonna concert shoulders back you. We need like manage so when we're talking in the back but he's doing good I just I don't want to be too controlling. I tell them I'm like hey let's do. Let's do this like I wanted to do. A cleanse not like a juice cleanse but like elimination kind of stuff like you know. That's so funny because I remember. Are you ask them to have one dinner at a vegetarian restaurant and like five episodes traumatized. Yeah so you WANNA do Clint. How long of a cleanses at this I was thinking like five days like I and then he develops a bucket of diarrhea like no eating for foul? No not no eating. I don't think those are good. I there's there's one where you do like it's just a limitation. You just kind of you give your colon a break from adjusting so much stop. So it's like you have soups like vegetable soups or vegetable based soups you. Even chicken soup is okay So no a lot of juices you can eat like On those types unlimited things. You do a lot of avocado healthy fats and protein. And keep you satiated. There's no now we'll see I'm working on it. I'm just just going to wait it out until she finds some other headlined. We all have to do that. Is the headline this science-based vegetarian restaurants chance and then the bill came and it's the same as a regular restaurant the damn everything every fucking track. That's it's the only way you're gonNA eat vegetables. Hey put a lot of Teriyaki and barbecue sauce. Saudi where you eat the vegetables like it's just vegetables. It was good. It was only in the shape of me. Is that good you don't have to. It doesn't have to be vegetarian stuff. I mean we can eat healthy other ways to we go like I try to at least get the stuff that tries to trick you right. She just goes up. She's like three four vegetables Perry playing bullying thirty bucks. I didn't get you're you're making you're making it sound like it was nothing it was good. I got like some couscous with it or couscous. Couscous folks as you really uh-huh excitement but don't you. I asked him I said. Do you feel better. Because he's been working out definitely once a week with me and then supposedly claims he does stuff on his own and I said do you feel better and he said yes. He admitted it. Your body feels better for does it. I know I I love how people have to force Keith. To say positive thing you'll everything is the trick when he wants me to fuelling better I feel better now all right. This is a good interview. You could follow on twitter. Oh Cossio Kyle. The instagram is the same. It costs you kyle and the website website is her name. Kyle Cossio the albums you can get twenty sixteens. Tell Mommy your name again. Twenty eighteen threes comedy and and of course on the twenty-first come on out in Manhattan. The caveat we'll see do the risk show that's right that's what I was GonNa say I'm GonNa being In in Massachusetts on on Friday and Albany on Saturday so if anyone lives up there come out and just go to my website. It's yeah he's in your. 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