Listen: Jennifer Lawrence, Jenny Slate, Cook Maroney discussed on Who? Weekly
"I also wanted to ask you about optus like trends with female celebrities. getting engaged to like art guys 'cause. I seem to recall that Jennifer. Lawrence's princes fiance is also like some sort of art person also she released her like Amazon Bridal Registry today which you guys should check out and I thought it was really like how does character for her just to even release that very odd sort of Hooghly behavior on her part. Is he bringing her down from them to a WHO. I can't even remember his name so maybe he's enough all right. AH THAT'S IT turned dollar store schedule Yummy pop the angry women belong land. Let's start Dr with Jenny slate because that's where you started. Bobby Knight can't remember whether we've talked about this on the show before or got cut or if we have have it must've been either boring and we forgot it or we cut it because it was boring. I'm not sure I feel like vampire. Weekend is responsible for a lot of this Lake Hollywood women just falling for like preppy. Massachusetts dudes no no. I think you're being a little. I think you're being a little cynical here here. I don't think vampire weekend's responsible for this art. It's if you told me the Jenny slate and Jet Jennifer Lawrence were huge vampire yeah per weekend fans I would not be surprised is from Massachusetts literally from Massachusetts. That's her whatever and also as you and I both know. Vampire weaken can is partially actually mostly kind of a exaggeration and parody of Massachusetts and the vibe Ben Shattuck. He lives on Cutty Toyland bench attic. I don't think he lives there but I think he had but he does have a writer's retreat on Cutty Hug. Cutting hunk is a tiny tiny island off of Cape Cod that like really nobody lives on year round. I think there's like ten people who live there year round but it's not really one of the islands you live on like it's near Martha's vineyard but it's it's in the vineyard sound but it's not it's like one twentieth. The size of Martha's vineyard and you can't even really get there from Cape Cod. I was you have to go to new Bedford which just like back in the in mass. It's all in Masters online from there. My point is writer out this or interesting about this is that she went from dating like in a-list hunk to being like the life that I want for myself like could not want this any less and found what is arguably the opposite like a creative intellectual cutie who doesn't even live near Hollywood Hollywood not even close who wants nothing to do with Hollywood unless he's dating someone who's part of it clearly right right but he but I guess and also part of the bigger trend here is that she's not the first big a you know a list. E is genuine. LSD But like she's she's. I would caller caller of them but she's not. She's not a a celebrity who the first lady to be dating art guys. We are now seeing this trend quote unquote of these women dating dating our guys marrying. Our guys got J. Law Who's marrying Cook Moroni my favorite one of these guys which is like who the fuck is eat and Sienna Miller is dating David's Werner's son Lucas who David's Werner's like a gallery EST and hers. His son is also gallery Ellie Goulding just married Casper jopling an art guy is isn't he an art gallery to yeah and girl while Heidi Klum before Heidi Klum married Tom. Colette's she she was dating Julian Schnabel. Yeah and there was another. Sh- novel who was dating amber heard or is it the same novel. I think it was the same Schnabel I think the customer Kamal Shovel gets around Schnabel gets around so yeah when the neck and beckons when the Schnabel wobbles when the Shnell wobbles. Oh Oh so I mean the thing is you put a lot of you. Put a lot of links in here that I clicked on. He's like a writer. He's like an intellectual. He wrote that essay. I mean I read half of it and I was like I don't need to keep doing this. No no no the pleasures of sleeping outdoors and I was there I get it. I don't guess shaddock is serious like there's a difference between shattuck and Cook Maroney Cook. Moroni me is a little bit of like a do. She Gallery Guy Bench. Traffic is like he's like on the he's in the sand. He's on the ground like with the writers like doing the very he's writing wrong. Hands writing shorthand. He's writing left hand and right hand just joking Cook. Maroney seems like he's more of the New York Art Guy. The Sh- sh- knob early cook Maroney seems very like I got an inheritance and I'm like GonNa spend it on an art gallery and Jenny slate fiancee's like I'm. I'M GONNA go into the woods and I'm gonNA write. His life seems also very like low. Cost is also one of those people who just truly like lives a very small small life which is why Jenny slate who still arguably has like do her job in Hollywood. It's going to be interesting for her to be like going back and forth between these lionize little reprieve. I agree the appeal of me too me too but it's interesting that that's going to be her life. anyways back to Jennifer Lawrence Prince who is in way more of spotlight situation in terms of her marriage her future marriage to cook. I cannot believe she's marrying sewing Cook Borroni right. I think it's perfect and also the thing about Cook Maroney. He looks a lot like bench attic. He looks like a younger bench attic. Do you think that like Cook. Maroni has a sense of humor. That's really amazing or something. I just feel like we all were like jail-like. She's so funny in cool and like what is her. What is her deal and then I would would have to say they're probably both they probably both got like a very intense and sort of nasty sense of humor. You have to be on galas level. I feel like she's really intense yeah. I don't think Ajay Law would work with someone like Ben Shattuck. I think she needs someone. Who's more like her. No you know what I mean like Jenny slate like I want someone who slows me down but I feel like Jennifer Lawrence want someone who's equally intense. Cook Moroni in general and Jennifer Lawrence or like. I'm not accusing but like doing coke in the bathroom through like at the opening price energy accusing I'm just saying that's the energy because only different Manhattan Guy. He's on guy and then Ben Chatter because like I'm going to be in the woods. I'm not even comparing them anymore. I'm just moving on to Lake Cook. Maroney like dynamic which I find interesting because I I feel like she could either go with a guy who slows her down like like Jenny slate or a guy who's on her level and I think you're right like he had to be on her level which is like a very high high level because she's really not intense serious but like intense crazy but it's like every photo of them walking around smiling you sort of get the feeling like they spent the past fifteen minutes shit talking one of their best friends val. You know what I mean yeah and it was really bugging funny. uh-huh oh it was absolutely hilarious so as the caller said. Jennifer Lawrence just launched her quote Unquote Wedding Registry on you guys know that writing registry it's it's. It's a thing that says I'm GonNa read the quote at the top first of all none of these quotes we just explain how Jennifer Lawrence talks all of the things that are in quotes on this Jennifer Lawrence wedding registry three or the opposite of Jennifer Lawrence. Don't think you guys. I think you guys understand that. It's not actually her wedding red dusty right like it's it's sponsored content that they're calling wedding registry because because she is engaged they're giving their basically promoting the fact that you can use Amazon as a wedding registry by Jennifer Lawrence would do if she used an Amazon wedding registry which obviously she is not it says planning a wedding is so exciting but it can be overwhelming for anyone else needing a little inspiration. I thought it'd be fun to collaborate with Amazon to share a few view of my favorite registry wishlists items. It's so easy and you can find everything. You need element place nowhere in that introduction. Does it say that she's using Amazon as a wedding registry. She's she's not like by me things off my wedding registry on Amazon. It's just like a way to package her sponsored. She's definitely getting paid for now. They're wrapping so many I mean we talked about the Jeremy Renner one but there's also a lot of like. LSD Vibes on here. I'm sure they're paying super well for this shit. They're really trying to blow it out. I think it looks like garbage. Amazon is an ugly ugly website. It's not meant to like look pretty. It's meant to like be exclusively functional like you just need a place to buy paper towels quizzes ugly version of what Sh- what strategist it just. Does you know like how they go to a celebrating their like. What can't you live without and then it's actual interesting passages about like the one with Amy Sedaris and like things that people by that they love? This is the boring lazy stupid version of that like there's nobody here. There's no voicing nece it's like. Oh Yeah. Robot your Wi extender thing. It says a smart. There's there's a subcategory called smart home and Jennifer Lawrence quote if she ever said this like I will eat crow if you can get audio of Jennifer Lawrence saying this with my schedule. Sometimes there's nothing better than a quiet night at home. Don't believe it. Here's the things that will help make any me homefield cozy and organized just the way I like it and the two things in that list are a a robot mop by the room but people and then a Wifi extender in what world is Jennifer Lawrence telling anyone to buy a Wifi extender. It's true like she doesn't extend the Wi fi in her own home. Are you kidding me who extends the wife life like what rich person extends the why their own if you have a home in New York big enough to need extended Wifi. You're not doing the extending. She's call exhausted. She's like I can't get Wifi fucking bedroom drove and then someone takes care of it. She doesn't know how it doesn't matter. Jennifer Lawrence is too busy and too so lucky to know how. We're so lucky to have to know how she's amazing. I just love her her archetype her to like think of as this big care is this character that she is is. We're very low. I mean we've talked about it. It's the same reason I find constance. Wu as reported the conference with the heart would like you to not believe exists yet that I believe is the real constants we rely on. That's that's the that's the archetype you want from celebrity right if I if I WANNA hang out with if I want to think about a boring person I I will look at myself. I will look at like the people in my life like wow people to be used me dragged. We want famous people to be what we heard and like Quirky and insane and ghastly unlike us she would tell you gos- in like one minute. She'd be like Nice to meet you. Let me tell you some bullshit about l. Emma stone and he'd be like yes. I who weekly I just read this incredibly troubling headline one ago stating live. PD Star in in real life cop sean sticks lurking so I'd I'd use investigating see who this man is sergey this man but not sorry and and the only information I."