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Professional video-gamer, 25, hangs up controller over thumb injury

Weird AF News

04:23 min | 3 d ago

Professional video-gamer, 25, hangs up controller over thumb injury

"A top video gamer has been forced to retire at age. Twenty five because of a thumb injury. That's very early to retire from anything. Twenty five years old. But you imagine he's probably been playing video games for twenty four and a half years. Correct these dudes just come out of the womb looking for a controller. Ready to play games. Kids start early. This guy's name. Is thomas zuma papa arado. He says he's stepping back from professional gaming due to injuries. I've never heard of this guy. I don't do gamer stories. I don't really follow gamers. But i thought hey. Let's do a gamer story on weird news for one time now. I think i covered video game a few months ago as as well so it says here. The twenty five year olds zuma will stop competing for the foreseeable future because playing through the pain in in his hand just isn't possible anymore. Here's a quote from zuma. It breaks my heart to step away from a game. I put my heart and soul into every single day for eight years. I tell you. He said that on his twitter account going through that process. You know getting healthy again was one of the hardest things i ever had to do. Both and mentally which led to a lot of stress and anxiety. I needed surgeries. I've been struggling with injuries. It's the hardest thing ever. Yes got wrist thumb problems a makes this makes it tough to compete against the best players in the world. I don't enjoy competing. When i can't be the zuma everyone knows and loves and and feel like it's not fair to myself or to or to my team to go through all that again potentially causing more damage to my hand been grateful to have had a very long playing career. Actually i've met so many amazing people through e sports and have made so many friendships continue to cherish for the rest of my life. Sure i can't use my opposable thumbs. Which really is the thing that distinguishes us most from the other mammals and it really allows us to live in life. But you know what this just some things. You gotta sacrifice when you want to be a very good gamer. I can't pick up anything now. I can't eat a twinkie. i just can't have. You should see me and peel an orange. It's just terrible thankfully. I've made enough money in east sports to hire somebody that appeal on my oranges for me. That's what's going on here. And i cannot hitchhike because i can't raise my thumb hitchhike. You think that's an old school thing that no one does anymore. Well i'll tell you people do it. People do it sometimes. You need a ride okay. As always only half of that quote was correct. I just can't take this guy so seriously. I feel bad you know. He's he can't play video games again. Know get a real job. Now just go and get a real job like the rest of us now zuma welcome to reality sir although he probably has made so much money playing video games these east sports. If you're very good at it you can make so much money from what i understand. He probably never has to work a day in his life ever again. He probably has enough money to buy biotic thumbs and fingers to replace his regular gidgets. I'd imagine Do they do that yet can you. Can you get like a thumb plant thumb implant like a robotics. Thumb seems seems possible. I mean if you if you can install a vagina. why can't you get a robot thumb. I feel like now it mentions at the end of the article that the video game that zuma most successful ad and has to retire from his call of duty which is a first person shooter. Game that i used to play along with black ops. I really enjoyed those games and played them for quite some time. But i had to stop. Because i had this moment of realization word. I looked in my xbox and you can see how many hours of accrued video game time you've been playing and it was like almost eight hundred hours and i was like. Wow what a loser i was like. I gotta get my life together. One eight hundred hours. What does that like. Several months wasted playing these games. It was it was a real sobering moment. I got rid of my xbox and now you know now i record a podcast in a closet so you know sometimes you just got to pull yourselves up from your bootstraps and just you know. Be successful like you know like me.

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'The Bid' movie spotlights rising Philadelphia comedians

KYW 24 Hour News

01:04 min | Last week

'The Bid' movie spotlights rising Philadelphia comedians

"And and release release the the film film designed designed to to unite unite Philadelphia's Philadelphia's comedy comedy scene scene More More from from K K Y. Y. W W is is Cherry. Cherry. Greg Greg is is a a joke, joke, but but it's it's serious serious at the same time because we need to laugh. Right now. Markey's Boone is one half of the comedic duo Boone and Harris wanted to do something for the city. So we got all the social media comedians. Instead, Boone and Rich Harris created a film They called the bid about a couple of Philadelphia rappers wrongfully convicted of killing a police canine. They're thrown in prison. And that's where Boone a first time inmate soon becomes the bed that is the funniest person and the whole prison. Everybody hang around him to make the time go by faster. A number of social media comedians, including key, funny and Ha Ha Davis play inmates. For Harris, the film links his past and present he did 11 years now is creating opportunities for other men. This is a lot of great men behind that really got some real special towers, and he really, really really deserve a second shot at the big premiere this week on Amazon. Prime. You can watch it there or visit the big movie dot com Cherry, Greg keep It'll be news radio Well crab

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4% say they dodge a major cleaning task by moving, study

Ace and TJ

04:58 min | 3 weeks ago

4% say they dodge a major cleaning task by moving, study

"Get a new house but then you ultimately end up having to clean it anyway. I would think because you got to get the stuff out of there to move. But as they reminded me. You remember when you and i were Baby dj's trying to make it in this Crazy biz we call radio and we were roommates living that Apartment in the sketchy part of town and In i rarely did laundry. And i'll just have piled up shoveled in my closet right. There were times when i When i was going somewhere and i needed a good shirt wear some say. I say i have me a date would say it loud now i would just go over to To the mall across the street and buy a shirt instead of you know planning ahead of time and actually doing some launch. There were times not all the time. There were a few times that i would have to go into his bedroom with empty. Davis said come home and get these kinds of doors. Close if you would and he would. I would hold the door. He would push the clothes back. Anyone say okay one two three and then he would put his hand. I would slam the door shut. The close would fall back. positive closed. Room looks clean nice. But it wasn't that. I didn't have clothes. I had a lot of close enough close. They wouldn't be out of the closet but we didn't have our own private washer and dryer in the apartment. He had to go down the walkway. They're inside the apartment complex to a public Washer and dryer. And you had to sit there with them the entire time because somebody would steal them. If you didn't ace has gene stolen one night. He was doing laundry and all of his jeans got stolen. Yeah so i would. Just wait until i had some time to drive back to my parents house and do my lawn. My mom didn't do. I wasn't that i wasn't taking it back and going here. Mama brought him a laundry. My mom hadn't done my laundry since i was thirteen. Because she was messing up my good stuff. They took a velour shirt. It was kicking at the time. He was hitting in wrung it out. I said you can't put that in the drier. okay and then just wrung it out like a rag. All out i remember. If it's forty dollars. Admit i have bought them a lure shirt my own money my best velour shirt address. The band out around the bottom of into was just hanging. Mom's not doing my my laundry anymore. Tang nano but maybe she did that just because she didn't want to do it anyway. I would go. i would go. I say all the way homes an hour but most of the time. I was working on the weekends. You know we're trying to we're trying to get a foothold in this crazy. Be as we call radio. So i've been working every day so i didn't have time to go home do laundry and i remember when jodi and i i got to that point where we were. All exclusive in in really Digging each other and she said okay. I'm coming over to your apartment with laundry baskets and we're gonna load up all of that laundry and bring it over here to my parents house and you can do it over here. So that's when. I finally a according to this with these people did ace and i would have just gone and gotten another apartment. Yeah that's crazy And it wasn't that. I didn't know how to do it. I just didn't wanna sit there. I didn't have the time to sit there in the laundry room of the apartment complex with those people those apartment people i when i say it was a good place. It was not a good place case in point. I had three pair of jeans to them. Were stolen the only ones that weren't the one dollars wearing and who's stealing my jeans. I was six four two hundred pounds. Who's who nobody's wearing my jeans there. Yeah and not to mention the The shootout between police and the guy selling crack out of the apartment next door. That saturday night. Yes we have plenty of room. Yeah it was an old lady tweet us. So you see. Regan's we came from nethon. Yeah our careers. Didn't start a big time. Syndicated radio show like yours did right. We had to build it. Yeah a lot of elbow. Grease and bullet dodging yep. That's what we did and velour in balu yet or bluer. Yes i want that shirt. Now i bet if you brought out the velours or be the drip drip drowned and had a hearing Gold chain nugget hanging from it. Oh i'll get mama messing

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238. Making it Happen with Alison Spittle, Amika George, Maya and Gemma Tutton

The Guilty Feminist

06:31 min | 9 hrs ago

238. Making it Happen with Alison Spittle, Amika George, Maya and Gemma Tutton

"But britney spears has hit me baby one more time is a chain and i wish i looked that good in a school uniform. I actually would. I would like to look like britney spears in the school uniform. If i'm entirely honest. I know that's not noble. Wouldn't normally confessed that even on armor feminist but fuck it that deep into lockdown. Now i'm just going to be honest with you and say love that i'd love to look cheap. See in adorable and do a little dance and everyone on. Isn't she cute and sexy. At the same time. I would just love the fluffy pen this very generous stationary from people's and a harris. Well look could be a brady can pull that off. I can't let that is as annoying. And i didn't look sexy. When i was a six four and i know we're not meant to infantilized and sexual six owns. Obviously we shouldn't do that but obviously sex forms of sexy to other six. Obviously some of them were like seventeen and stuff in free to be sexy in the way. That young women to be sexy. I'm getting myself into a corner here sexuality of every woman who is over age and in fact it completely ignoring of every woman who was underaged because that is in fact a girl. I've known girl not yet a woman. Please fucking do an i. Feminist by special. So i can stop talking about this. That is your both iva feminist. Ever like it doesn't. It doesn't count if you don't have to explain it for ten minutes after the truth is it is. I'd love once in my life to look that young in that hot and also to a bit like man knows is. I want to be able to kind of go. Ooh and people look at look sexy and not embarrassing. But it's never going to happen. It's too late is possibly by never looks like that anyway. I don't care. I've grown into my looks sharp alison. I'm a feminist book. Assault a picture of a mushroom. It looks like an ars. And i felt genesis of that monastery thought i wanted. I wanted my are still apply. That much when i saw about my self esteem that it's so fragile that by woodland fungus this way. I'm very did not mushroom shots from the mushroom and wasn't very special sort of mushroom and needs to be destroyed. Not good was a particularly sexy mushrooms. Feel better about my now. I think actually you know early. Britney is objectively heart so it's right without jealous of jennifer genesis of the young britney. Spears is different compete. Catch the fish from feeling sibling. Jealous sexually jealous fungi. But the thing is you know like the thing is. I can step on that muslim down. You can't do that with britney legend mushroom singing. Oops i've done it again. Yeah i'm desperately trying to think of some sort of mushroom brittany pun here or some sort of light now. China is china. Think of motion variety. Get poor bopper is not well not toxic a cool. Thanks gus yes. I did actually write down the words. I had a tv show. I'm not mushroom. Those which i think is a real good indicator of my son on a feminist but malania trump can fuck off and take her son casting jacket and a creepy fucking christmas trees with. I watched it today. I watch tears stage. Because i just wanted to see her sad like that is that it is towards like i think i. We were just like she just heard nothing we were like ooh does she need help. And all of that but now it's so clear. It's so clear now. She is a trump supporter. Now that should have been incredibly clear when she married ways yeah that she was going along with being first lady of stuff but it wasn't really clear now like of course it was clear of course it was clear she won't show dr biden round the white house. Michelle obama showed her run white house and she was one of those buses who used to go around. Saying obama wasn't born in america and yet she was like. Oh this is the guest. Bedroom she sucked. It's the fuck up great much heath and do the right thing because transference of power democracy blah blah blah yada yada yada noble thing and she can't even show. Jill ran the fucking say that lose. Go funny handle this. I don't trust donald trump not to shit assistant like i feel like he's just at a stinky somewhere hidden in the white house. If i was joe biden i would him. That has two weeks. I would not move in january two secret service to look around like say. Trump is the sheets under this. Like he does seem to serve is going to a lot more than look around they rapidly. They don't do a quick finger test to make sure. It's not very dusty. Did you not see people storming the capital. I took in bombs and things to keep that people with thing. I think they gotta do a pretty thorough job of that. It's not going to be like when you go into an airbnb and you go down the counters. Somebody's covets really. I think that donald directly it's not it's not gonna be like airbnb transfer. It's not hopefully someone i know. He's a womanizer. Okay phrase to use. probably. I wouldn't is also it's a he's thank you go. It's basically sky was with the woman who thought it was more and he ate didn't and he's a cat he's a cat. He's bound a rover if you will

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Michelle Buteau: 'The Circle' And Van Halen

Ask Me Another

02:27 min | 3 d ago

Michelle Buteau: 'The Circle' And Van Halen

"From npr wnyc coming to you from beautiful brooklyn new york. It's npr's our puzzles. We're games and trivia asked me another. I'm john colton now. Here's your co fear is hey jonathan to talk to you as to talk to you to how how how everything's going. Well i gotta say that. It's nice to talk to you because i feel like in my house. We kind of. We've run out of things to say to each other applewhite feeling. We're all in the same small space together over and over again and nothing. Nothing really changes and if it does we all see it happened so there's not too much opportunity to catch each other up on anything. Yeah it's It is interesting. I mean most the conversations. I have with a husband. Are you know. they're just sort of like. Hey we gotta eat that cauliflower. Before it rots knowing that the little conversations that bind to find marriage together. It's a wonderful thing. yes in my house. it's my husband and my five year old and when my husband and i you know what the kid to bed and there we are at night hanging out You know we've we've read of Stories to tell each other about our lives that are right. There's an initial period of the relationship where you're like. Oh my gosh. I never told you the story about this. And then once you've worked through all of those over the many years that you've been together then you just have to pretend free benefit that you have not heard that before or pretend that you definitely want to hear it again because you never tire of hearing it. But you're sort of like you get in this mode where you're like. Here's my top twenty and you know i'm gonna roll through a stand up set right. Let's see what else here l. Jonathan totally as a settlers and sometimes when he tells a story at the end of it all be like okay. You know what that was There was actually a slice life an anecdote. I wouldn't actually call it a story f- because i feel like you did not learn anything at the end right. There's a little that's a little moth moth related criticism. Well a fear. I don't wanna put too fine a point on it. But i am a little worried that you and i are about to run out of things to talk about. Maybe we should just start the show absolutely. This show definitely has a beginning middle and end and

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237. Defending the Environment with Felicity Ward and Not1More

The Guilty Feminist

07:39 min | Last week

237. Defending the Environment with Felicity Ward and Not1More

"I am a feminist but antony bridgeton from bridgeton for deb my real. I don't even know you told. He loved bridget's and it was on over the break. Break the break from what from leaving the house the break between the time. It didn't leave the house. And i didn't leave the house christmas break. It's a romp that's clear period rump. Its restoration romp with lots of anticipation of sex description of sex. A young women who are about to be married or have on the site before they get married asking about what is sex and then loads and loads of sex and it's good sex. It's like it's it was written by man. I'm disappointed to say it's british are about british women mostly and it was written by american man man. But that's where we are in the history of television and it's a lot of fun it's got our guilty feminist friend nikola caughlin in it He played clear the we lesbian dera goals. And she's been on the show a couple of times and she's all sit on secret policeman's tall stuff with us and she's brilliant and she's at so that was my initial. She was posting about it before it came on. So give it a look. It's now become a huge hit huge. It's a robotic for women in many ways as well as being brilliant low. Tastic fund is very escapee. Deb nobody believes they watching it for the storyline stoneware. I'm read the articles. Yeah that's clear. I'm a feminist. But i had to get my husband to fix the sound microphone district. I saw it i witnessed. I saw you try and go then go. I'll just get my husband. I did really good go award was it was a really good. I didn't give him at the first but he did fix. I think he's no he didn't he couldn't fix it. We ended up having to just use. The good old headphones plugged into the computer. With a you what. You've praised men and no better than women. That's a feminist active. Anything i but simon bassett from bridgeton floor. I mean seriously. He's the one he's going to james bond he's got that intensity and that That at any dress adriano. They say it yourself. It's going to be too old. Interest is too old for now things. This getting better with. I telling you what to read on twitter. Don't blame me blame twitter. Well that's us. That's not news. A credible news source. Are you suggesting that the battle of from core is not a great place to get your news. Because that is i sleep. Richardson is like a stint simply. A of unreconstructed matt like he shaggy around but his sister has to marry the right person. Centrum heat and ride the standard paycheck prophylactics. I'm sure using prophylactics. No contest action. What are they using. I just too shiny to get into that kind of messy. There's no semen in this show. Do you know what i mean like. It's when they go into a ballroom. There's a string quartet playing billie eilish song. It's that kind of thing dear. There's it's rajoy to. You will find a lot of listeners going to the battle of sell you that. This is brilliant. Show lots of people. I'm sure it's very good. It's just restoration is not my era. Also critique about all sorts of intellectual things you know as as always is everything and so. I won't get into that because this is my spot segment. I'm just because you're flooring return. Jonathan bailey in phoebe waller british show crashing. The she did before he's lovely looking. Would you say this is world of the force yes. It's wild four three. It is simon holding good guy in the shy okay but of course characters are complicated. Nobody's good but simon bass that i think has got the real sex appeal. He takes the gold medal in this. And what is what. Does he do for you that you think. He's just look as an assist charisma. Just a sex appeal to sort of. I'm a feminist Put on makeup for this. Yes you did. I just i just felt like death. And a mike. I've got to put a sealer for these women. I don't know. I mean they talking about saving amazon ranges. I'm like eyebrows are a little uneven. I am in the same pajamas. I woke up in. I haven't shouted today this being no call for it now. I had with one year old. So am i really claim. No definitely not was i will. I go dress for this as well. I look i'm in a shirt. That's pajamas like no one would've known that i'm not well. I'm i'm gonna talk. That fit me. When i was much skinnier and when i was pregnant and now he's getting a little time with fun when i was pregnant but now is taught and i've sort of i had these earings onto the take them off because of the sound like always like a two thousand waitress. That was actually wanted to get out of this job. And she had an odds kore- it's looking at great. I love the little tie on the blouse. Yeah i just do because of a fat. But i think it's i think you're looking fantastic. Thank you might. I'm a feminist. Bought penelope feathering turn bridgeton for that is in fact my friend. Nikola caughlin is. She's got a very high busted in it. You know when. I hear the message. And she's also got in it. Assaultive mover and shaker energy about her. I find her. The hottest woman in the show is at the high hits just generally again. It's an energy with people isn't it. She's got a slightly nerdy. Well slash righteous indignation energy about her and brilliant breasts an icon goes up. I'm a feminist bug I spent a lot of time on tiktok watching. They make up tutorials do you as a lot of very good makeup tutorials on the end is one girl in particular and michaela and she's from massachusetts and she's got the wildest most incredible massachusetts accent and she has like very porcelain skin and stuff like that meant. She goes how you going watts happened. I'm like i fucking love you. Yes grace patriot. Do you have any infamous spots. I you don't have to but just if you wanna trip kuehne in no identing show. I know they take me so long to reich. Because i'm such a good feminist old. Whatever i need i i i honestly. They told me about six months purple. One time i think it maybe this counts. I don't know i'm a feminist. My girlfriend is stuck in my house for lockdown. When we realized that was gonna be the case that she couldn't leave for a month. I said i'm not sad. And i think maybe just makes me a bit of a weird but nice good. I mean well. Last time i had to. I had been. But he's he's fled the nest. I imagine it's a little bit more. As as folk. Ben is and is from watching small fun to be there with your girlfriend is really is key. Been or funky go for k.

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The Mahjong Line & Captain Fleshlight (w/ Joel Kim Booster)

Asian, Not Asian

06:41 min | Last week

The Mahjong Line & Captain Fleshlight (w/ Joel Kim Booster)

"So so so so far. There's five asian guys together. Got stealing place everyone. Maybe you can look me up. I don't care and welcome back to other episode of asia. Not asian podcasts. Podcast which agent guys now from asia american shoes breaking cares about. I am heroes. Fumi abay and mike new in today. We're coming at you live from brooklyn new york. Today is january ninth second week into twenty twenty one and just went crazy but before we get into it. If you listen to this on your pocket your phone right now. Please take a screen shot and posted on instagram stories. Tigers at asian that asian pod. We love hearing from you. And if you're listening to review. And if you want more content from just being my go to patriot dot com slash asian that asian pot for boris episodes and nudes all kinds of good stuff. Babies check it out on a lot of nudes abuse. I can't believe you're totally right. It's only the second week of two thousand twenty one. And i think we had a good first week at twenty twenty one because the first week of two thousand twenty. One was only friday and saturday as long week. Second then third and then all downhill from there. Yeah i i got cocky to did this thing like i just turned off the internet for like a little bit just to chill. It's only a couple of hours. Which isn't that long but in feel like in my generation. That's a very long time to save your phone. It is so i did that. And then i had to throw something with buzzfeed. So i like log on and i was like talking to them and they're like they're like. Did you see the news. I'm like what the fuck are you talking about. And then turn it on. And it's just fucking anarchy in dc and your people your people were there though shouts okay i was. I was saying this before all right. I'm so used to seeing talk. Conversations about diversity every kind of media that we we do that when i was watching The coup attempt was watching the band and nbc news. And everything like there is not enough diversity in this. This is about two white guys. Come up past this. Come on but then i saw later. I saw a couple of vietnamese flags. You know south vietnamese republican vietnam flex and which was nice of them to get be invited. I guess and you know like of course is confusion and embarrassment and stuff like that and you saw some other thing. There is some some things of with filipino symbols. And that that's where thing and I have to say i tweeted. This and i have to say that vietnamese people are at this. Coup isn't surprising because vietnamese people. We love coups. That's your thing we love. We love coups. And i want to make sure that i was right about this jokes like us. I've been vinnie's coup and a page of coups nine hundred sixty nine hundred sixty three nineteen sixty four which by the way nineteen sixty four has a january coup september coup and december coup. Not even like an anniversary thing. They're doing a quarterly at this point in nineteen sixty. It's like googling michael jordan. Mvp which one are you talking about. Yeah it was wild. So i mean vietnamese people. I mean i'm starting to think that maybe we're actually have been so confused about this democracy thing because we're just like we're so used to coups have we haven't had a good solid coup in a while. They just miss home. They wanted to be honest. I haven't i haven't haven't had a military giunta shoot up. Shoot the president in the back of the head in a while. So let's have a coup. Why not yeah. There're pretty crazy. Yeah the vice article and everything like that and it's funny because like those articles are written like i think people really confused like why are there asian people at this at this coup from being from the. That's your thing people. I'm telling you guys okay. I mean i mean i. It is partially a joke. But partially i'm looking at the history of vietnam we don't have democracy. It wasn't like It wasn't like oh. Yeah we're going to a long tradition with our version of george washington and we're gonna kick out the british and then we're going to have a landed gentry and we're gonna have a bicameral legislature and we're gonna have representative government and some of that. We did having a shit. We had the chinese for a long time then. We had the french longtime a quick cameo by the japanese american and so for us. It's like everything. Democracy is like very strange to us. So we were. We were like. Let's do this. let's stop somebody said cu. We were just like do we. We're tailgating stupid. this is stupid i am. I don't actually know what a coup i thought i knew what a coup was but only from like ap history or whatever. I'm like reading about the french coup in like the seventeen hundreds but like you know you were talking about earlier. Salat people in vietnam at the time they just. They were like generals or army people and they just had an army at they had tanks. I feel like if i had thirty tanks and a bunch of dudes. Follow me like i might coup. I might i might try. I might come out a coup. You know what i'm saying. Might after the coup tutu's yes. Yeah yeah. that's what happens if you if president is. Have you tried the. Why do you think it's food. Edit your have you tried the coup. It's so spicy man. It's so good. Try to january. Nineteen sixty four so delicious Yeah it's it's wild this. I think this technically wasn't a coup because of something. I think there were enough tanks involved. I don't know what it is. There's like some specific political thing about it but that is what's happening and i were so excited to have the guest we have on. I don't know how. I'm transitioning from to this coup and we're just gonna because he's somebody We're very excited to have to get them for so long for so long. We love him so much. We love is all my money but he does not know who we are. And and i'm okay with this relationship me exactly my energy so right now. We're very excited about the leading the doj. Oh right now so you know. Food as a comedian writer actor you can see him. On netflix's new show called history of the swearwords hosted by nicholas cage. He's been on big mouth. He's got this hilarious. Podcast podcast with urgent care.

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The Daily Show & What The Constitution Means To Me: Kids In America

Ask Me Another

03:14 min | Last week

The Daily Show & What The Constitution Means To Me: Kids In America

"Hello this is. Jonathan coulton from npr's espionage. Hi jonathan this is oh fear eisenberg. Hello how are you. i'm all right. You know fall is nice. Happy fall to you. Happy fall to you. It is an exciting time of year celebrating the fall in some way. Well i guess so. You know we're looking for some outdoor activities to do to just change things up and enjoy the nice weather and we took our son to farm. That has a pumpkin patch and pick pumpkins. Oh yeah pumpkin patch. That's one of my favorite things to do. And one of the things they did was they took a. I guess there was a pumpkin slingshot. Oh yeah that's okay. I've never seen this before you know. Pumpkin truckin puff check. So you take very small pumpkins or apples and And you put them into a very big slingshot and you can just shoot it into this big fields and if you hit a bell or get it into a barrel you get a prize but the whole field is littered with all the pumpkins apples that have not made. It seems a little wasteful. So i said to the people running first of all why are there. Come visit apple's that we cannot sang shot into the fields and they were like well usually. It's the ones that are bruised right. Pumpkin that won't be good for anything else. So the apples. That won't be good for anything else. Yeah good for anything else. And it was like i. Have you ever eaten a apo- apple pie and bit or pumpkin pie been like this. Pumpkin was bruised. No against say that. I have and then i said well what someone have to clean these up every night and the guy just went and then he would like this. Yeah like i gave him an idea. Know what somebody does need to clean it up and it's my nephew tommy. 'cause i hate that kid and so then by son loved the slingshot worse. It's three pumpkins for a dollar Yeah so we did that and missed and then of course immediately. Let's get back in line and do it again. So i was like of course whatever so. We grabbed three pumpkins and it was pretty busy. The pumpkin slingshot part of the farm. Very popular i would imagine. Yeah perfectly spaced out though so you did not feel like you were in any danger at you. Wear masks while doing the slingshot. A matter of fact the slingshot itself looks like a mask reassuring. So we put the pumpkin and pull it back. And somehow we get it in the barrel. You are kidding me. That's so exciting. It was so excited. What did you win. It's a big orange t shirt with a blue screaming half smash pumpkin flying through the air with a face on it. Yeah so i am going to be wearing it All halloween week long for my zoom calls. I mean here's the thing you know what you did is you wanna game. I wanna i want a game. That i never thought i would win. Would you like to play some additional games. Yes or but first a

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Monday 1/25/21 - Sports Divas Draft (ft. Ryan Whitney)

Chicago Dog Walk

05:11 min | 3 hrs ago

Monday 1/25/21 - Sports Divas Draft (ft. Ryan Whitney)

"What's up boys areas. What's up an hour before you say you change the rules that hey welcome. Welcome to the red dictatorship here. Well he he. He threw the he passed the buck over to carl. No i said let me read you read. I saw carl's name. It was like two text combo. Oh yeah i mean. I pass the buck. I said he brought the question. The table i said. Gm's and executives will count for miscellaneous you should are you for real red. It's sixty four minutes before the draft starts. And you tell me this fuck off. I'm coming in guns. Blazing against all of you. I said i said it was a question. Brought up by carl and i thought it applied. It's i would say that's a deflection at best at best. So this things turned. This thing's a rocket ship boys the snake draft. When you did the first one you have any idea it would take off like this. No not even close. We did it as fast like just get us on out. We just needed something new. Like philip day during quarantine. Well calls a machine while you're a fucking joke. Get into that dave. You're not an ed the dictator. So i mean. I'm not a joke. See i guess you are. We'll wait will save. It will save it til we know already started we started. We started all right bang bang. It's monday what is it. The g. is twenty fifth walking. The dog walk barstools sports. Our guest today. As you. Just heard as ryan whitney Combination guns blazing like. He said well. I really do. Enjoy it guys. I think it's taken off Gave for you to say that. Beef jerky isn't smelly is the fucking most asinine thing. I've ever heard my life. I didn't say it doesn't have smell. It doesn't smell as bad. And i don't think it's any worse than like any other smells. It's just it's a smell. You don't think it's worse than the smell of like strawberries road trip. But that's what he say that any other smell any other road trip smell packing a car. Six dude's ass cheek to cheek. It's going to smell regardless the whole car is gonna stink to high heavens. Carl how you doing buddy. I'm doing well. And i want to bring this up quickly. I won the last drive. I think maybe we should do this new thing. Where like if you win the last draft you get like thirty seconds of the opening draft for all. Be us and so. We're going to do it this week. Here's opening comments as we started. Get sense with that. The snake draft was picking up some steam. We had a meeting. I don't know maybe it was like two months ago. And i had suggested just brainstorm is like maybe great if we could get whitney on. That'd be funny. He's competitive guy in general consensus. Was that your too big time for the snake drafts. Showtime are you yeah. That's tough. Get who threw that out there. I i've been around you guys one time. We shot the shit for about two hours in your piece of shit office now. I'm getting called big time. Yeah i would maybe not big time but it was like. How do we get snake draft. That guy schedule you know he so busies going around. He's doing commercials. Hockey's just come back like is scheduled to be loaded so it's got to play thirty six seven morning. It's it's tough personally. I'd be happy with just the regular guys at this company will thank you for making time for us guy boys. You guys know that you know that. So i'm all in. I'm ready to go. Are you sure about the thing is. Nobody told me when i what pick i had realized. Now oh i thought you always. I'm sorry i thought it was so hot. We just had to keep real role. I mean you just said you're a common man. I saw you chirpin someone on twitter the other day. And you're like wall. I have thirty six million or whatever the fuck how many millions you have in the bank and that was like you're ball to him senior dickhead or something like that like a week ago. Oh well fuck and what an argument dave. So i'm sitting around mine and my business with my son and somebody chirps me. And i hit him back. How does that not make me a common man. I didn't do it. I a common man would wait to get insulted and get insulted. Insult back. i. I'm not gonna just attack but you came back with like oh i'm better than you more money which you are better than him because you do have more money in that is just how the world works. And that's what i would do. But i can't do it because i'm a common man did you. Just that was real. Was this a buck in. Put me to sleep or something we do for this draft. That's what i do. I get people said that was the quickest retrieved. I've ever seen in my life. No i mean. It's i'm taking like the kennedy fires like i got. I got more money now. I'm the best person in the world like should know this by now because you didn't on there's online living and persona and there's real life persona common man. We all hung out. Let's go grab beers. I'm a common man you get me online. You're not exactly going to get the ryan whitney that i think we'd be hanging out with in in chicago. I just used the

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201: Apocalypse

Robot or Not?

04:39 min | 4 hrs ago

201: Apocalypse

"Robot john it is twenty twenty one. It's been an interesting year. Twenty twenty has been now moving onto another year but still things are interesting out there in the world now. Less than a stray wrote in to say given john's love for apocalyptic and post apocalyptic media fish thinking to twenty twenty here. When does a crisis become an apocalypse. And then also when does it become post apocalyptic. Boy this should have been our christmas episode. But i bring it to you. Now is not as chilly as dead. Christmas trees no. No this is. I thought like thinking of two thousand twenty like something become an apocalypse and i also like the idea of like. When did you say hey everybody. The apocalypse is over. Now it's post apocalyptic into look this up. And i remember but like the when pearl when the planning was starting for what would become and then un become pearl six Larry wall the creator of perl wrote up a series of things. He called apocalypse and he was Made it a point to describe what he meant by apocalypse by using the original biblical meaning of the word and not how we currently understand it. But i don't recall what the original meaning so we just encourage everyone to look up pearls six and apocalypse and read up on that that alternate definition an alternate meaning and older meaning of apocalypse but for the purpose of this question it's different apocalypse and his apocalypse. That i i'm well steeped in so. I think i have a good answer for you here. So first thing to know about apocalypse is that you don't need to kill everybody. Okay and the reason no need to kill one of the reasons. You don't need to kill everybody's if you kill everybody. It's very difficult to have post apocalyptic stories unless they feature non non-human right characters you've got has in humans leftover to be in the post apocalyptic wasteland right which means you can't kill everybody but you gotta kill a lot of people and and a lot of stuff you don't need to kill them immediately so for example if like the laws of physics changed and humans somehow could no longer you know ingested nutrients or something All the people would still be alive and all the stuff would be here but not for long. Yeah except for the five or six special important young adults who survive because of genetic mutation to be in the puzzle to be on the cw show. Yeah alternately you can destroy everybody's stuff believe all the people there post apocalyptic you didn't kill single person immediately. Just somehow you may. All the world's infrastructure crumble electronics melts into goop. All buildings come to us. But somehow miraculously nobody is killed right or like aliens come and just make all the particles that are not humans disappear and it's just awesome earth. That's an apocalypse. Even though you didn't actually kill everybody shortly thereafter again many people will die because we no longer have the infrastructure to feed ourselves and shelter and so on so forth right. So it's very tricky. There's lots of variety and apocalypse. And by the way hollywood call me. These are ideas. That haven't been done where you where you change something about the life but don't actually kill anybody a break anything but know that it's going to cause everyone to die. I mean sometimes you do that with like the sun is being extinguished or earth. There's been from by a large sun coming through the solar system. Everybody's still on earth. Everything's fine until eventually freezes. There was just a video on youtube about that from that cargoes at channel. Pretty video But the other apocalypse were somehow everything all the buildings and infrastructure and everything manmade just blinks out of existence. But everything else on. The planet is still there. I think jon hamm wrote a series of books. That are i think on audible. But it's a zero day code. I think is the first one in. His premise is basically. The apocalypse is triggered by the all computers and computer networks. Basically shutting down because of this hack and that's enough in many ways to just break interconnected society to the point where it falls I feel like that wouldn't live up to an apocalypse and this gets us new post apocalypse which is like okay. Well then how you can tell your apocalypse. If you get to the post apocalypse parts of the things i described which seemed like mostly benign to start.

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Episode 302: Meet Me at the Pool feat. Lance Oppenheim

Yeah, But Still

03:43 min | 4 hrs ago

Episode 302: Meet Me at the Pool feat. Lance Oppenheim

"To go go grip. Man are you guys ready. let's go let's go to town. You know recording. Yeah let's go. Yeah paint peeling off the walls sheets covering the windows. Broken blinds a mangled chair covered up with a wood board an ancient stove with a giant hole and yes that's underwear in the living room. Looks and feels like the most rundown frat house on campus is actually the capitol hill home of some of the most powerful men in washington to mega house. I love what you dick durbin and chuck schumer his second and third ranking senate. Democrats live here together as being their landlord and third. Roommate is democratic. Congressman. george miller. The house is so legendary. It inspired a new tv series alpha house except the senate roommates in the amazon dot com show a republicans we should maybe describe what are seeing the headline says. Senators live in france dot and then kyron a bunch of grown old men living in a fucking dilapidated house worse than a frat house. There's like exploded. Electrical outlets like rotten food looks like a rats. You'll see it in a little bit. There's a there's there they. They've let their their stove. Go go you know. Become a temporary. you know. Look for rats lotion on top of the stereo like this is worse than the nastiest punk houses. I've been. I mean it looks like it. Looks like a place where like a diy diy band has like gray areas sex. Yeah yeah yeah. Yeah yeah yeah now the l. or just looks like a bunch of dudes being dudes guys in suits suits giving to retiring suits. Let's let's keep watching. Keep watching tenants more than thirty years ago. The house hasn't been updated since we stopped buying. Lp's that was when the music stopped. The say zach records are there now. As the day. I moved in one thousand nine hundred eighty two. The best part about it are the products that are on. The cassette places may trust. Is my medicine cabinet. Metro sexual disgusting. Mr neat mr niece schumer stuff is true. Think seriously this is where you sleep every night every night. You wake up to rock obama's face senator durbin out you a little bit. He said this is the most that you've ever made your bed. You thank you. Thank you and the blinds are beautiful. Believe plus but has worked in years four seven two five one. Three is still remember the number. You don't use the phone now with the point. Hey he's always saving money. Couch was a money saver too. My son wanted to throw that away Put it out in trash and it had to be twelve. Fourteen years go. I said it's better than anything. We have ever frigerator. Well it's very site. The victim lights lethal weapon. Oh my god no wonder. They have a problem with rats. The rats moved cloud. How many rats did you have. Sky headed dream

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15: Girlwithnojob.com/book: Monday, January 25th, 2021

The Morning Toast

04:29 min | 5 hrs ago

15: Girlwithnojob.com/book: Monday, January 25th, 2021

"The morning happy. Monday hope everyone is having an amazing kickoff to their week. I know that you're probably not though so after disregard after the blessing. That was the short week lassie. This monday hits harder than ever like knowing what's ahead of us it's just it's so difficult but but this week with all the excitement going on it makes for a more interesting week. No i've literally never been more grateful for a monday in my life because tomorrow's tuesday and that's the day my book comes out even though like why didn't they released my book on a monday. I'm sure like it's like new music. Friday new book. I think so too. I think i think so. We have such an exciting week ahead of us. We had such a great weekend. If i may share You know seven my tidbits from the weekend on friday night. I hosted chabad at My first time hosting at the new apartment did a whole vlog for our patriae on it. And i just feel like the blog is berry like i tried to emanates him. Aina relaxed vibes and feel like people have really enjoyed it. Just wanna give a shoutout to every vendor that helps me make a wedding parke's kosher catering just believe me it a such a fever ibe and sober mesa club that sent me such decor and like everyone was so impressed by everything i had to offer and i couldn't have done with those two vendors without without without. Yeah no i knew you were like going like balls to the wall watching your blog really made me see like how personally were taking the whole experience and it meant a lot to me. 'cause like i was a guest and like you were doing all this like. I know him when. I said like it's a tough crowd talking about you. Oh wow i feel like. I'm so easy. Like i will go to your house. I will pretend. I'm having a good time and also go home and talk to you about it right but like that's i know that about you and like i didn't even want you to how about or has it. We're talking like i just wanted to be genuine. I was literally like cuddled up on the couch with michaela. That's all you needed to arrange like the sober mesa and the truman's were nice. But as long as i was cuddled up with kayla earth. Miss kay was totally. Because i haven't seen her since like the new year. Yeah that's really tough but anyways. I'm so glad that i had everyone in good success. Definitely want to do it hosted more often. I won't always go so extreme for the first one. I just wanted everyone to just be impressed with my hosting skills. And and i think that they that they were i. Think so as well Then my resume. Weekend was pretty chilled. Just home watching downton abbey. I started playing empire. And i started your book. God just a lot of premium content. Lots of new beginnings and i closed the chapter. I finished lost. Oh yes and i have something to say. I hate to be that person. That shit's on the ending of a shows like those people who like still complain. About the game of thrones ending like get over it. But jesus christ like this was really fucking bad like maybe the worst i've ever seen. I don't. I'm not going to spoil it ever gonna watch. Loss is any room ever gonna watch lost. She watched okay so spoiler alert. If you ever gonna watch it maybe just pause for a second because so you know. The premise of the show is a plane crash. Lost yet and the whole you know arc of the show is like get off the island and also complete when you need to complete like you're on this island for a reason like find your destiny and then get home and they're just all these different elements of the show like the are so many different tribes on the island and there's all these supernatural elements and there's all this history of the island and everything learned about the island and the people like is irrelevant like literally. They were introducing new questions in the final episodes new characters. And it's because none of it mattered because literally. They didn't tell you how the show ended. You have to like figure it out yourself. So it's like the show the show ends and there was like all the people who you love who have died or who are still live from the island there in a church and then they open these doors into a bright light. So it's like okay. It was heaven. The only logical explanation. That i found out a mine was that the everyone died in the plane crash but the island was a form of purgatory. Like to see where you good or bad and people that were good people on the island bad people and all the good ones ended up in the church and they went to heaven so once. I figured that out. I'm like oh okay then. I'm reading j.j. Abrams and the other craters have vehemently denied that everyone was dead the whole time. So the only logical explanation like you're saying is wrong And so i'm on a mission because you know. Madison brown who plays kirby on dining dynasty is a fan of the chosen her all the time and we were talking about lost and allendale is in lost.

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"Little Bites"

The Endless Honeymoon Podcast

02:28 min | 5 hrs ago

"Little Bites"

"Would you check checking your ways on your phone now. I was just trying to get something. There was some feedback. I wanted to get for our podcast. What do you mean feedback like people wrote in. Oh i know what this is and actually. It's perfect timing for us to be discussing this because this is actually listener feedback on We talked about a few weeks ago about the couple that were staying with. And how they ll shit. In the same room as each other nell they. The woman said it's her dream to have facing toilets right that's the ultimate that's the aspirational part of their of their shit connections but their current status is that they do shit in the same room with each other and i have to say It's perfect timing for us to be talking about this feedback. Because today i. I walked into the cabin and i was like where are jermiah miranda because i could hear them talking but all the kids their kids are like running around i was like where are they can hear their voices and i realized that they i heard their hushed tones from inside of the toilet and when they came out i smelled their hushed sense. I'm just saying we're all sharing one toilets. Whatever on that my point is they were in there together talking and doing this the shit together they were doing the doing the double dookie. I'm not into it Well that's what i really do it. I when you p like psychotic. I mean i walked in there. I smelled her their their coiled. It loves it's you know like in the never ending story. The seal on the top of the book of snakes twirled up in the fight itself. That's what they're shits are doing their love coil. Oh okay let's see what people were hold on. I'm a. I'm trying to get a i. I really hate this conversation. Why did you want to do the feedback about it. Well this is making me uncomfortable now over here. You're on country over here looking like a character. In mid somare i realized in the pandemic outfits just happen right. That is so true. You just kinda fall into what's currently available. I've got kids bracelet on kids necklace on you got this. Mr t. this. Mr t. medallion. That are kid may but anyway my point is i walked in there and i smelled the gaseous sent of their love connection and i was like there is nothing less like more rappel

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Hank Aaron, Larry King, Joe Exotic, Super Bowl LV and more.

The Steve Harvey Morning Show

07:25 min | 7 hrs ago

Hank Aaron, Larry King, Joe Exotic, Super Bowl LV and more.

"Steve. Harvey got radio. Show bad. i'll. I'll love it when i run into people. And they say that to say. Hey steve harvey got a radio show in a wing cadman. Not listening you know. I got a lot off my chest yesterday. I wanted to clear some tanks appreciate. Y'all giving me a minute because sometimes you know you just gotta say some things out loud not complaining but hey just verbalizing but realizing that i gotta keep going anyway anisimov words this morning to you that i want you to keep pushing no matter what happens i to share something with you. That's important that's very very important. See you to give. God's something to bless you know if your prayer is asking for god's blessings you gotta give them something to work with now you know you gotta show the spirit of appreciation gratitude. You gotta let him know that you in it for the long haul. No matter what happens. Don't turn around. You will never ever see what the end could be. If you turn around and go back you never know what the end could have been. Had you stuck it out. You'll never know how good it could have gotten had you not just whether the storm that's the thing that gets most people they get tough form it get hard for them and then they let doubt set in and then those doubts become facts and the next thing you know they give up. Had you not given up or had you given your best. What the results are outcome could have been. I look back on my life on so many occasions when college. I wasn't giving my best. Now flunked out. Now it's easy to look at my life nine year but look at you now but back then man. It cost me for so many years that failing to finish that not giving my all. It cost me a number of years. I wish i could say that. It didn't mean nothing that it was. Just a blip on the radar screen but at the time it was major and so you have a lot of decisions in your life. That is happening now. you may be in your twenties. You'll late teens. You could be in your early thirties and is happening. But guess what you'll eventually get through it provided one thing you never give up you never turn around and go back. Had i written myself off because of one failure see and this is where so many people go to go wrong at two. You write yourself off after you failed at something. The one thing you thought you wanted to accomplish and you failed at it now you write yourself a failure. Now you go settled into life and just see what. See what hand you get hat. What i flunked out of college. Had i written myself off as a failure. I wouldn't be here today. When i lost my carpet cleaning company i would have written myself failure and i wouldn't be here today what. I didn't become a diamond distributor in amway or direct distributor. In amway i would have written myself as a as a failure. And i wouldn't be here today. What i bought distribution kit to become a distributor of of the bohemian diet. And i didn't make it. I would written myself as affair you. When i became an aol williams distributor. And i didn't make it. I would have written myself as a failure. And i wouldn't be here today. Oh i got a list for you. When i got laid off full of motor company at i rid myself. I was failure. I wouldn't have made it. Do you need more. Because i have a story feel with mishaps. I have a story feel with failures couple of things. Now the grace of god in his mercy which is available to us all see. That's the key y'all because of his mercy because of his willingness to forgive and to even undestand why we do things we do in all of my shortcomings failed marriages. I'm talking about may got it all wrong k. Blame nobody else. This just me steve. A habit together. At that point in life i could have written myself as a failure of the first time i couldn't gave up on it at the second one and the please know that this is an admission to say bragging so before you start in with me understand what i'm saying i'm pointing out in my life. A series of missteps and failures. But ha- still get here today couple things. God's grace and mercy is first but fast the key s for everybody see is god's willingness to forgive you and god's understanding of why we do what we do because he said we wouldn't go be perfect so in all of your imperfections. Your create a told you you would not be perfect. He said it is out there. I don't care which one of the books you read. It tells you that so. Guess what with that in mind. He has a grace that he has is like a grace period is like when you don't pay you insurance. Premium on. the data is due the next day. They don't just calcio insurance premium. They have a grace period. Cause they ain't trying to stop this month from coming in but when it comes to god there's no money required. He just gives you the grace freely. It don't cost you nothing. Got tapping into that. Y'all you gotta get in touch with that because that's an important part to make it understanding that his grace's available so when you make a mistake so when you fail at it. He has a loophole in the contract with him. That allows you to make mistakes that allows you to get it wrong that allows you to fail time and time and time again but if you never give up if you keep getting up if you keep trying keep striving if you keep making the effort to go forward and not go back. God has a blessing for you and he has it in abundance for you and god will give it to you at the right time but you got

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01-25-2021

The KiddChris Show

08:21 min | 7 hrs ago

01-25-2021

"Which was a group of hard-core philadelphia. I don't know what happened to a lot of those guys. You know you move on but radio wolf pack dot com where he could get all the audio so digs like that classics up things that you've never heard before or have missed if you wanna just put on the playlist until that place of great prank calls radio shows and stuff radio wolf. Pack dot com. That's the official website. It's a kid. Chris show Programming note of course Go to Kid chris dot tv all the archives for club chris up there and every thursday live seven pm eastern. Taking your phone calls and all that shit right couple. It's deaths over the weekend. We had let's see. We had the bills. They tried bills agree. Bay pass away this weekend and then Well hank aaron who. I used to see walks some one time we used to we worked in atlanta. We used to go to the chick-fil-a down the street from the radio station. It was my first time. Ever going to chick fillet and we saw hank. Aaron in there with his wife eating. And i had no clue who was until the guy started pointing it out and everybody kept walking over to get pictures and stuff. I'm like let the guy enjoy eight. Yeah then larry. King passed away due to covid again. Yeah right i honestly when that happens. Like oh yeah. There's there's twenty eight wives that are mourning his death right now all for a piece of the money. Yeah yeah you know. We interviewed. Larry king wants and he wasn't that great. But i guess legend people are saying. I guess i don't know what the everyday killed a lot of people. Notice that the The mascot for wbz end the frog is just a cartoon version of larry. King's people don't know that you could tell by the shoulders better so Hand in hand crank and walking through the pearly gates tied He tied the record for home. Runs tied babe. Ruth opening day april fourth in cincinnati. And was i think it was marty brennaman first game. Yeah or something. yeah. I don't know the words to this to give a comment very sad drunk bath on the phone. Go ahead keep yourself together place. Yeah what's your thoughts. On the loss of larry king larry king i data man the look like him asset. You're cool with admitting that khalil is like well a couple of wives would say that about larry. I probably was it was. Was it a sad weekend for you. Knowing that larry king and passed away go. Hey no dad. I does not the virgin vate. We love to go yeah. So you're you're up early. What your day going to be today breath just a smoke a pack of cigarettes today boy in pala got back to bed for awhile. Okay so you get up smoke a few cigarettes right and then when we when our show goes off the air that's when you go to bed right not right. I'll spend okay all right so so you get up early. He smoke your cigarette. Tell me cigarettes we have before you take an app yet crispy gives you don't know you get into a rhythm and you keep going. Yeah okay on on a tough day we were. You is it. Is it easy for you. Smoke a pack of cigarettes a day. Oh yeah that's nothing right the most you smoke a day the most back to pass. Wow south adele. Yeah something to do so. Have you ever tried to quit smoking beth. Yeah what was that like panel packs. Yeah yeah i understand. I understand well. It's a it's a. it's an addiction. I mean it's hard. I know people quit smoking. I wife was a smoker and it took her forever to quit. You know thing. I can still without. Yeah yeah right so so when you wake up you make coffee too right. So how many cups of coffee think you have to thread big large. Cut coffee down with that okay. So two or three big cups of coffee and then then you have a bunch of cigarettes. Imagine you smoke in your apartment body in here dalvin of after all that coffee you probably go and have a big movement and i'm sure that's like the apartments spoken and you're like no i know it's li like but you don't care. I think you're gonna lose your deposit no flushes. I guess. I'll write a lost on deposit. Move bob put on these thousand dollars into this place. You put all like all the rent you've paid. Yeah yeah well you know it was great hearing from you. So you know you have a good day and You know keep smilin okay. One thing thought from my ex husband. You wanna sing a song for your ex-husband. Good so day. Be known a big old thing eddie. And all your be. It's me all y'all be. it's me. Apply get chastised for. Yeah yeah. Smoker's cough simulator bassett know. let's see. That was amazing. I love her in the studio from the seven hundred. Wwl w newsroom. Brian cones young. And he's in a good mood today so when he's in a good with money well it's not that knows hudson cut bike it now if i were to listen to him. He said that tampa bay on the money line and really take And take kansas city to cover kansas city. I think right. Sadly i was a bills fan growing up because syracuse and i kind of wanted to see it because i lived through high school. All those four superstars. Then i wanted to kind of see it for the city and stuff. I thought it'd be cool to say what tom brady. I wanted to see him. Go to the super bowl gig. 'cause that's kind of cool. Yep one but man would you go in. And he's seen kansas city work like it's not like the will turn it on boy. They just do it anytime they want. Yeah yeah tony. Romo kept saying In the on these guys are at their best wonder down right now. They were down the second quarter. They've just owned. Yeah all year. So i guess that means if you want a good bet for the super bowl take the chiefs. Yeah covering the second quarter which this is going to be an awesome super bowl. She'll be interest. Yeah yeah great story lines. Yeah

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#64 - We Blew Up LA's Most Iconic Bar

Zane and Health: Unfiltered

06:02 min | 7 hrs ago

#64 - We Blew Up LA's Most Iconic Bar

"Com slash ten unfiltered. Thank you hellofresh. We've got sean. And i got the run. Okay gimme a second. Are we live our we check to. How are we sounding. It's the same. Set every fucking. This looks soga riot. Takes a picture of this set every brand new. She'll take a picture of everything like these candles will look really nice. The labels will be perfect and be like take a picture. She won't do anything with it but just to have it. Look at her. She isn't that nice though to have someone who's like they're taking photos of you know what's crazy is. She always is taking pictures throughout the day and she lost her keys. One day it was video right. She takes pictures where she's going through her pictures through the day and she could like see them with her and she lost it in this story. We were at the mall. I'm going back to that store. And she fucking founder keys. I found them because they were in. I took a picture in another store. We went to this vintage store. So i took a picture of something in a glass case in the glass case was the reflection i had my key i saw in the reflection. The kinda reminds you carleen carlin and erin once posted a blog and one of them lost their keys and they watched the blog over aaron or i forgot who qisas you see the keys fall out of their pocket while they were filming. So they're able to go back to the spot and grab those. It was like in the parking lot or something that really crazy. Some serious investigated the acting. Like you and matt did some like big investigation longtime but you know we got. Maybe it's comedy baby. You were lost. You've lost your album. I did not lose it when we lost the light. Scott this is what that was my dance move you. You do what you know right exactly what you preach. Maybe maybe you're good at it too. When we went golfing the other day i was like you know what thank god. I am actually not that old. 'cause i'm not doing that much i i really enjoyed the drinking part camaraderie golfing. Every time i hit a ball at went like completely right angle off to the side. I know you guys are probably wondering who's talking right now for those of you. Who don't know scotty sire. It's scottie. Sire is a cast member of david dave blogs he was of the original exactly he was actually so popular and so where he actually had his own line of merge with david gilbert called not too much scott. It was too much coming home. I recall sky. There's an imdb page for the cast members of david's blog squad. I've seen it. And i was in one year of it and everyone else is in the years afterwards here and then i was out of the rest of it. I wonder if they did that to be funny. There's no way they input on. I think there's like some ins pedia where it has to be approved. But i'm not sure i n tv team probably takes like they probably like they'll take the suggestion. They'll they'll look it up to see if it's true and then they maybe put it on and watch one blog and be like. Oh yeah scott wasn't in this one make sense. These seasons album cover they have for. Is it sorry. Oh my god it's shit it's like literally it's the picture i took one hundred video the next compressed down until like this vertical image where we all just like this and has vooc squad. It looks really bad but that's the fan at it. I was just like we're going to use this one because this looks terrible but credited for a couple of seasons. Yeah you guys. Everyone was on there for more than one season but scott was on for the first season and then he was cut. Also you you kinda wanted to cut yourself. I mean. I never really wanted to cut myself out of the blogs. I did appreciate the ongoing joke so sold a lot of good merch right. Scottie dog's a lot so it got to the point where we had literally start like going whether we like it or not. You know what. I mean like like there'd be days where i had nothing to do and i was just like okay. I'm just gonna toss. Because i'm just gonna try. It was just the the hoopla there was always saying. How did how did merch do with david. Because i know the most. I've ever sold on march was from like season one and it was a fucking a pack of cigarettes that said and that was the most i've ever made from merge i could never do it again but psycho and surprise people because it was like kids just pretty much like back then i feel like it was buying the more more people back then but cheeky merch than they do. It's because she had like a really good story because one hundred percents the made that was cleaning house. Like you know. I would buy cheeky merced because like there's a story behind it and the whole surprise over ten thousand dollars. I was so cute and all the money went to her. There's something with it. But but i was brought to. I could definitely say that. Like best merge that ever sold maybe not the best merge but the most sales ever got was when i was partnered with david to do a fifty fifty deal obviously be be bringing the whole team. I should have taken advantage of the. I never did merge with saving it for to come up on the good i remember capable of it so we just never did. It sounds like mine. But that's the way you are with everything little a little bit. Picky food with your merged sucks. But what you gone do surprising. I can't even after its uploaded. I'll watch stuff. And i would just like sit there and clinton watch it and we're like past the point. Where like okay. Thank god i forgot. People are watching this crazy.

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Amanda Gorman #1

Best of The Steve Harvey Morning Show

03:00 min | 7 hrs ago

Amanda Gorman #1

"Hey it's carla farrell from the c. Probably wanna show podcast. And i'm so happy to be here on the iheart podcast network being sponsored by. At and t. We both know firsthand that listening and being heard can lead to change. At t. knows all about this too. They started listening to their customers. Who spoke out that. They weren't getting a fair deal now. They're giving every customer both new and existing the same great deals so listen up and learn more about getting a great smartphone deal at att dot com slash. Best deals restrictions apply. I'm robert evans hosted behind the bastards. And if you're like me you're probably worried right now in part because of the fascist insurrection on january six in washington dc. but what. If i were to tell you that would happen in. Dc was just the latest in more than a century of fascist attempts to takeover democratic governments. Many of them successful. Learn about the history of these insurrections and the history of anti-fascist actions attempting to stop them. When you listen to behind the insurrections on the iheartradio app apple podcasts. Or wherever you listen to podcasts. In today's tell me something good segments poet. Amanda gorman hesitate to say that name. 'cause jimmy gets a little tight because she's a poet laureate and he's our personal poet laureate so anyway amanda gorman's books are on top of the amazon sales charts of course after her powerful performance at last inauguration. I'm done one hundred one poem. That's why i didn't want to bring it up. Why being in the spotlight led to both of her books. The hill climb poems and change things a children's anthem two thirds to the top of the bestselling list men. Right amanda tweeted. I am on the floor. My book. The number one and two on amazon. Thank you so much to everyone for supporting me. And my words which you no. No no no wasn't one damn point. It was one great pony. Union's never ridden a great poem. Is that what you're saying. I'm saying your junior off. Tommy all a road. Knowing i can be at poetry if i was up there either young man. All y'all shit up. Wow wow body. Let y'all talking. Damn argh inauguration because davis show coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour right at the end. You're listening to david. Harvey morning show.

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Ep. 65 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

02:24 min | 7 hrs ago

Ep. 65 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

"Both her tongue didn't stick all the way out of them out of that now. Her tongue was connected at the bottom so she couldn't get it out of her mouth so gift like this. How do you normally kiss with my tongue out of my mouth. Like that's how you go into the melt and then what do you do with it. I've broken backup back and forth. Show me paint it like that. On and on the tongue in the mount are you like oh. I like big fat tongue in the mouth percent so i used to wear all the time. Then you have guests on your mom's house. We're always playing clips so it'd be like hey throwing your headphones and you. Do you know that some guests would be like well. You won't be able to hear it. And then they're like okay and they put it on and they'll hold it like this like to their ear and then the go down i go. Hey meant that's not the last clip like there's more clips coming and he's like and then they'll put it on for a second like yeah. I saw like just put them on. What's the fucking problem. Do you want to hear the dumbest thing. I've ever done what i'm doing honestly i hate to say it now. I didn't know it then. But i was doing fox news for to promote some travel channel doing it. I didn't know what it was like. Now you say fox news. Everyone's like oh for real. Did you wear a hood. And but i was doing fox and it was the first time they've ever sprinkled hereon out. Leaving goes with your hair. And i was like she goes i do it to. What's the guy. Glenn beck's because due to glenn beck looks good trust me. You have some holes in your hair. It'll fill it out like sure she did it. And i was so obsessed with my hair looking. Tv like looking at myself on screen. Like i always do if. I'm on to look at myself that i was. I didn't do the sound check. And so we put an headset. And i didn't pay attention to sound jack. I was like yeah. i'm good. I didn't know that there was a reverse me. So the guy says hebert. So tell us about for the new season a trip flip and i'm like well and as i go to talk. Mice voice is a second behind. My voice in my headsets. So it's like well. Well i can can can. And i'm like so distracted. It's like a fucking idiot. I really casually take the headsets out. Right so i don't hear it. Yeah i then. Also don't hear his question because he is via satellite from somewhere else so you use like just like that. Answer it perfectly in mike and i can't wait for the next season i said there and i'm like oh my god he's probably talking

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#414: Friend Zone w/ Brendan Sagalow

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

01:54 min | 7 hrs ago

#414: Friend Zone w/ Brendan Sagalow

"Whoa do you ever get the thing. We were sitting close garlic this far away. Yeah let's do it real quick. We're not sure kiss. You're sitting talking. Let's say it's a two seater couch and you're watching tv and it's kind of like this and maybe she's like kinda maybe puts her on what it was. Do you ever get the tingling sensation it goes from about here to about here yet out your lower chest a midway through your what is yeah. I think that's no above. Yeah do you ever get that. That tingling yeah. I get like eight in my hung and everything like when i'm like okay. This is it you know. Little mermaid crabs coming out and kiss the girl. And i'm going this. Is it so. I have a theory a hypothesis. That when you are going to get that tingling yeah you only get that if they're feeling it too kid a main way to put a weekend burger this but you own love everybody. And welcome to our fear. Skeptic tank podcast. I'm your host are. You should

Uber Hearse

Run That Prank

07:35 min | 9 hrs ago

Uber Hearse

"He loves he loves sweet-smelling lotions. Wait till you hear this when we'll get into it in just a little bit but right now. The nephew is here with today's prank phone. Call which you got neth over hurts okay. That's that's the louvre hurt. Hurt uber hurt. Let's go hurt hurt allow. hello. I'm trying to reach sean. Please yeah that's me up. Hey how you doing this. My name is brian I got you on schedule You you order the uber for tomorrow morning. I'm i think you're okay you are you. Are you scared to go to the airport. Correct absolutely okay. Hi and i wanna make sure you you want an suv. Yeah one of the suv. Okay and that's ninety two west. What is that hohmann. Ninety grand drive. Correct okay all right all right so i'll be outside tomorrow morning we're talking about Seven p seventy. Am pickup correct. That's it you got it. Everything's gonna point okay all right. So let's i wanted to let you know this man you order sub. I'll be there tomorrow. i'll be probably a little bit before seven. Am you know. And you guys order oover. way in advance. You know we try to get almost like a car service and make sure we get you where you gotta go and i traffic is going to be a little crazy so You know i'll be there on time. I'll be downstairs waiting on your right. I'd appreciate it now. listen. I'm i'm a suv. But it's kind of a little different so that's kinda put a call. I wanted to kind of give you a heads up that I am an suv. So i just want you to look for the The black hearse. That'll be outside. Yeah i i'll be in a blackhurst tomorrow morning. seventy Okay okay abby or hers. No no it's a hurt because hers. Actually what's happening is is. I have another drop off at the airport as well. You know. there's a. I mean it won't affect you at all. They'll they'll be a body in the back but that has to what we're trying to get to the airport to but You know like i. In fact hill you know. Thanks buddy well. I mean there'll be a bad but actually it's costing you less you know what i'm saying so you don't have to lay down and wait. Which man dude you get up right when combined hanging on man listen. You wanted to suv. I'm not ride when the body tripping chance to this trip. I get another over so i'm not ryan with a body. If you cancel that's gonna cost you fifty dollars fifty dollars man like you downloaded the here the deal i know for a fact when you chance over and find out i'm kathleen and that's gonna be five fifty dollars. There's going to be fifty dollars sir. It's different when you can pay me a thousand dollars. I'm not right when you understand. You understand you now but do you want to get to the airport or not look. Why don't you lay down into the body and you drive yourself there with the body like in in the past and just see. I'm not doing tell me what the problem is. I mean obviously you use the driving around with bodies. That's not my thing you know what i'm saying. What what's the problem and you're gonna be in the front of the horse. You're not going to be in the back. We'll put in the backwards. Your luggage in the back. I mean that'll be fine right. Man you tripping man this is crazy you call them wrong with this crazy. Do i'm not doing that. What part of that don't you understand. I'm going to get you there on time sir. But it's going to be in our hearts that's all the difference is man so we'll be riding on hers supposed to be laid out in the right now you got me. What kind of phone call is this was. what's the problem. Obviously you're used to roller with the bodies. The hearses and all that since it start rolling with hearses the pick up regular lab because again from place to place. This is some crazy. I want you to think when when did you think that it would just be cool as regular picking up a body and just driving around industry. I i don't know man. I mean you know. I got two jobs. You know what. I'm saying. I do you know and also you know worked for a mortuary so you know what i'm saying. So you know but my vehicle is is certified and approved it so able to use it as an suv. So you you is and you gave it right. And they don't have no reaction no reaction to riding around inviting the back. Well you know Sometimes there's a little you know. It's a little different for him. I get it you know. But like i said the only reason why i'm calling. Obviously you don't get that 'cause he's gonna hit me with a fifty dollar ma. It saw that i'm not. I'm not goal for and you try to get me to route their body. Do i'm not doing that. So i tell you what breath i'm gonna tell you this right here on the phone tomorrow at seven in the morning me a tommy going to be there so we're looking forward here who's telling me the body. Nah no me and tommy going beat here tomorrow morning at seven. Am young. i'm saying. Just be ready for that. And you're gonna have problem okay. Okay hi sal. At the time you don't see tell me don't tell me. Don't take this to kind so talented him in the morning. Who's tammy the now. okay. You'll know who tommy is not. Don't turn on me. okay do you know. Tommy from the steve harvey morning show. You know nephew tommy. Oh come on. Oh man oh man. Hey man no You boy you you got a boy named chase that you work with chase gave me your number told me to get your call man. Yeah i'm gonna put them in a hearse man. Oh made you gotta give me one more thing. What is the bad is. I'm talking about the bad radio. Show in the land. The steve harvey morning show. Pick up a set. My leader drama. Some that was funny. Do all right. That's all live blankety blank. Which your luggage. On top of the cast classic baby nephew. Listen if you want me to bring somebody go to thomas. Miles dot com commerce miles dot com. That's b. okay great and then click on it. Give me all the information. Let's do this. I will do it for you. I am the king. And i didn't give myself that title but supposedly i am mccain. Let's make it up. That's

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275: What Good Death Quotes

Dear Hank & John

07:45 min | 9 hrs ago

275: What Good Death Quotes

"Answer your questions give you all the news from both mars and afc wimbledon. John yeah we have pretty good childhood. Remember when dad used to take us to that hill and put us in tires and rolls down rolls down the hill. only vaguely. yeah. Those were good years. We're good year. I really did he do that. I don't actually remember that now. Okay now would be. I mean i do kind of vaguely. Remember being inside a tire at some point in my life. But i don't. I don't think. I was rolled down a hill and one i i had so much childhood and i have so few memories of it that i just assume whatever anyone tells me is true. You know like ruin dad. He's the tires enrolls. I mean i couldn't actually now. That i said it out loud. I don't know whether or not that happened. I was a child for thousands and thousands of days. And i have like seven memories. So who knows john. I do this gag a while back. We made a video on our bizarre beasts. Youtube channel youtube dot com slash bizarre beasts where we talked about toronto and batterings piece muzzle little bit leg buttered popcorn real weird right and and a person who works at a wildlife place where they have wild animals including a printer on sent me a jar of vinter on p and it was. This is great. It means i can as a part of this thing. Smell the been drunk p and tell you what it actually smells like to me. Not just like you've heard this. This is like a direct report with a man holding a jar with a talent that is soaked in the center of been theron hoopla and is a good gag. it's a good thing. Where co content creator and i will do what it takes to create to create a content but now i do not know what to do with this jar of into wrong smell. Well it's been sitting on my desk now for like a month and a half. I've got a solution. It's not like you have an actual organism that you're gonna like up the montana wilderness or whatever by introducing this tree frog. It's a liquid like you just pour it out. And then you wash extensively wash out the container not like just a jar of p is like a jar of the towel that the interim peed on it it is like there's like a dui inside just because it was warmer wherever it was than where it is now. Okay i have a new idea. Then which is that. You need to dig a hole and you need to bury. You need to have a kind of a series of farewell rituals that the whole family participates in. And then you bury it. We have recently buried. You wanna smell it. No i can send it to you. Oh no thank you. I appreciate the gesture. But i'm good i. I'm all fulop on other organisms here right now jars of things just jars of things. I am kind of you know. I like a little bit having a bunch of weird stuff. I've got to Decapitated john's yeah it just over the years. All of my bobbleheads. Our that weird. Actually the bubble had versions of me. I would say ninety. Five percent of them have been accidentally or possibly decapitate. Yeah they they do have seeming to a weakness at the neck. I suppose yeah well. The the whole underlying problem with bobbleheads rate is that there little top bat. Yeah we wanted to make it accurate and and you and i both also have weaknesses at the neck. It's the rest of our bodies to this. First question comes from scott. We're gonna answer some questions from our listeners. Because that's what we do on. The podcast scott writes dear. John and hank. What's the deal with. Works entering the public domain. And what does that phrase even mean does. It just means like everyone owns it now. Like i recently purchased a new copy of dracula. That twelve dollars had to go to someone. I get that i'm paying for printing and binding and whatnot but could i just legally print copies of dracula and sell them. Yes yes you could. Yes in fact. We've thought about doing that. Yeah we thought about doing a series of public domain like beautiful books that are expensive and that people buy and then we give all the money to charity. Yeah but then that seemed like a lot of work and actually publishing. It's also hard. Yeah publishing is really difficult the margins. Yeah the profit margins. Aren't that great because of the aforementioned binding and whatnot. Yeah there's there's a lot that goes into it. I mean especially to make something that that's attractive but but even to make something that's readable. Like book design is hard auto. I don't understand why. It's so hard. But i tried to do it once and i was like. Oh my god. This is a high skill job. It's one of those things that's like it it would. You would imagine putting words on a piece of paper in a way that is attractive. Would be something that you would be able to do. No but it is not nope. You have to have a lot of skill to do it. Well yeah and a lot of training as well. I think so yeah. That's one reason the other thing to remember in the scott is that like as a rule. The author doesn't get that much of the cost of a book right like the the money that goes to the author is not that larger percentage of the the book cost and so removing that. Which is what happens when a book enters. The public domain. Doesn't shave that much off the costs book now. There are like dover thrift additions and stuff that costs like two or three dollars and that You know are are made to be as inexpensive as possible smallest possible margins the lease space between lines etc. Yeah but in general stuff costs money. Interestingly even e books kind of cost money like it's still a fair amount of work. Yeah it's it's it's work to prepare them to be une- book once at once. They are e book it is basically free to make another copy which is the nice thing about e books but but this is why you can download like you could for example down dracula for free no problem but getting a physical copy especially if it's going to look nice costs money in the same way that like my book cost money but you know minus the fifty cents or whatever i'd make on a paperback. I have often been asked how. I feel about the prospect of my work someday entering the public domain and the answer is that i feel delighted if my yeah if there's a single person who wants to read my books the day after they do. The public domain dead me is going to be so happy. I mean it really should happen sooner. And there's interesting effects right like like the first agatha christie books are now entering the public domain but sir arthur conan. Doyle has been for a time. And that's why there's so many sherlock things yeah and much fewer poirot and miss marple things like you can like you can make a sherlock thing you right now you can go and make a sherlock thing you can sell it. You can write sherlock fan fiction and put it in a book and sell it to a person in a way that you can't with you know anything that's not in the public domain which is why there is like sherlock the tv show. And there's like the british sherlock show and the american sherlock show and there's like sherlock with robert downey junior and then they're all different sherlock's but you can do that because it's in the public domain. It isn't just like i can print of sherlock holmes book which i could do or record an audio book of it like i could do all of those things right but i also use that character and that allows all this freedom and all this creation that otherwise wouldn't happen and it allow sherlock holmes to continue living new lives which i think is just so exciting. Yeah and really.

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Impeachment...Again, Walmarts Positive Impact? 1.25.21

The Daily Zeitgeist

07:37 min | 10 hrs ago

Impeachment...Again, Walmarts Positive Impact? 1.25.21

"My name is jack. O'brien aka i play. Switch like a mother fucker. I'll put you under. I go hard in paint. I do not show restraint. I find shells on the beach. And i sell them for cheap. You know that asshole. Tom nook owes me some monday. Courtesy of christie gucci mane. And i am thrilled to be joined by my co host. Mr miles Trump out of office and bernie tens blue state of georgia q. Shaw minin prison. Now all i need is marco veered vacc- aw few of my favorite oregon when blunt sparks when the clouds go okay I made up shutout rob cunningham. Math god for that wonderful things. Sick was one of those latest hits cd. I didn't even look rob. I appreciate this. I see this happened. On the discord. When people are really conscious of syllable count. On the ak as because the seamless ones are just celebic. Celebrity locked in and there was a little bit of back and forth. But everybody but rob thank you for that one needed nailed it will. We are thrilled to be joined in our third seat by the brilliant thir- talented joel mo. I a manson grand new. I'll say brand new day twitter as it got me twisted because they're like listen. Don't get you excited. It's kind of like old stuff and that's how we got here in the first place. I'm like right. But can i be a little bit like forty five percent just real happy. That one guy is gone. You know things are looking better. Lot happened day. Wind live moves. Were made mistake cautiously things. Where do we go yes the keystone pipeline is like but what about the dakota access pipeline and it's like yes. What about these other things. And you're like what about the children in cages that were done by executive order. You could off okay. Let's look there's a lot of other shit to get to. But i feel like these are the things we can also get to but yeah i feel the same. I think more than anything like you know. I was talking about last week. Is like it truly. Felt like coming out of a cave like being so used to the darkness. And then coming out and trying to like like have the wherewithal or understand like is sunlight. Good do i like this. Because i know it's good but what the fuck is this so i'll like have something dangerous happened or like lived through dangerous event and like look back years on and be like man. I can't believe that that was scary. I can't like. I felt that way immediately. I was like. I can't believe that motherfucker was president at twelve. A one like around how this deal much better. I can't believe he is ever was president. it just shows so much on even on like you know as much as people listen to show me like. Yeah you guys manage to keep the news like so listenable and upbeat and thank you for that. While we're able to do that. I can't i can't tell even listeners. How much of a burden is lifted. When i'm not thinking the first thing i'm going to have to discover is some fucking next level of cruelty or just terrible way of running things and now that that's gone like okay so now i'm just going to have to be as scared but just keep the eye open as it already has been hiked for a press briefing. We're having one of. She pointed at the journalist said their name allowed them to say their their piece and then didn't clap back Weird weird. But i'm curious to see like how because everyone's i think we're all in this phase of trying to figure out what this new thing is our new way of talking about politics or new way of interacting with politics. And yeah it'll like. What is the media. Do like some you can tell. Some people are still like they can't quit trump just quite yet and i get that. He's still relevant in in terms of impeachment. But like making it all about that. Still on mike. We're going to have to dead that pretty soon. You know because there's real shit that has to be covered in the country much in the same way like will that same level of intense focus. Be there for this administration as it was for trump. i think that's that will be telling like how quickly they just go. Oh my god. Isn't it great that the the briefings aren't combative Yeah we we can't get caught up in manners obviously And have to stay focused but there there's some policy. There's some good policy shit happening. Yeah you know. Just keep a coming just build on it to keep building and don't don't don't make it so people say you lied to us read. That's all money. Money don't That was one thing that no trick match. Yeah the trick. Mats the relaxing or like changing policies around food banks. It's like yeah but people could just use the money. Give them the money the money that is always better. Yeah we're two in the bush straight something. All right let's We're gonna get to know you a bit better in a moment joel. First couple of things. We're talking about. The articles of impeachment are being delivered today. to the senate we will see how much wants to play it. We'll talk about that a little bit. We'll talk about how they're doing help for medical workers via technology We'll talk about a new instance of the british. Coal gas study The walmart study less refined sounding the hall of presidents at disney world just to do a general streaming content check and we haven't really talked about We haven't been doing our weekly watches because everything was pretty pretty But you know we have watched wonder woman eighty four. We have watched a couple of other things so We'll we'll talk about that all of that. Plenty more but i joel. What is something from your search history that is revealing about who you are. I have researched every single dog. Adoption place in los angeles. Because of the time it's got moved into my space and we you know the boxes are slowly leaving the spacecraft moving guys but once once we're ready for a dog we've been ready. It's been about a year and a half since we decided we're going to get one if research breeds. We've researched names genders training puppies older dogs. What are we going to get now. We're we'll just take anything what's available. Please give us a dog so that we can live on it and have a reason to leave the house Please bring something. That just is completely not aware of the world into our space virus going to steal its energy. We're going to be hires really love. Got a pile of bummed

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Episode #1935 The New Phil Hendrie Show

The World of Phil Hendrie

07:34 min | 10 hrs ago

Episode #1935 The New Phil Hendrie Show

"It's time now for dean wheelers. World of yoga i'm dean wheeler with me as dr whitby. Boom he's from the you go institute in new york city and we're going to talk to dr baboon about the origins of yoga. Tracing it to the yugo institute which is the ancient practice of go that is tracing its roots back to india and dr baboon before we go any further. Your name is spelled how yes. My name is spelled b. a. b. o. n. like the monkey but it's pronounced tabun We have a doctor brownfield raccoon. His name is spelled r. a. c. o. n. why the second syllable emphasis because we want people to understand that. While we speak english we speak in our way another another tongue another another language. By emphasizing the second syllable of certain names proper names as well as Common names and and common nouns we are. We are giving our identity to a speech. That english ordinarily doesn't that have for instance in our Practice we don't call it. A religion yugo is anything but religion go as a system. it's a physical system of a saunas. Yes yes and and concentration meditation. You would be dean. Were dean willer and at what what. I still spell my name. W h e e earlier in that case no we would simply say will would-be w. i l. So just four letters will. Why do you get to spell your name baboon. it's not baboon. You'll see it's baboon icy okay. Why do you keep the regular spelling. Because how how else are you going to spend that. If you say baboon how would you spell it Well i see what you mean. It would be the same number of letters it would be but were is a whole different things. So were is wheeler will learn w. i l. there's really no need for extra Let's let's take the gentleman who runs this website phil hendrie filigree filigree yes filigree than the name is phil but agree. A. d. r. e. Also his name would also be a spelled differently. Yes but in my case and in the case of doctor akune there is no need because the length of the word the syllables and so forth. It's simply unnecessary so. The name is spelled r. a. c. o. n. but pronounced raccoon and my name is pronounced button. You'll see now. How does that figure in. You're go you'll go That which you call. Yoga dean is a very specific set of his saunas and postures that promote Sort of an isometric tension which increases muscular strength and in some instances some muscular bulk. Now you had told me that in practicing the what you call yoga position. The eagle one and eagle to that it had gotten out of hand and some people were being juvenile. Well yes because eagle one is the arching of the back whereby the head is looking up the face. The nose and the tongue sticking out and then eagle to is the other individual lowering their hips. The rump what we call the rump and so that people understand you go is A system that requires two people at the same time practicing these different saunas. You'll see so Let's do the eagle now. I know that we're not on television folks but we'll try demonstrate this the best way we can. Deans now arching his back. He is feeder on the floor. Flat his hands on the floor flat behind him and his back is arched and built ahead up and tongue and the nose up in the air. Stick the tongue all right. now. I lower my rump. Now this is where it got juvenile. Yeah good you just stay and they'd lower and then you had contact correct. Yeah can i go ahead The guy would lower his his rump. As you say right down onto the nose and tongue as so isn't that why. Why is this. I know. I'm not allowed to ask this question. No we would rather not ask this question because what it does is it lends itself to you. What happens is people don't believe in the validity of the system and the asana they don't believe in the value if you ask well. Isn't that funny because we did Could i just ask what. Let me let me explain. I if you don't mind okay if you say we did the eagle last night Dr bob moon and and it was very funny. I had my tongue in my nose out and he sat down on my face. You know and everyone gets a big laugh. But that's not what is supposed to happen now. Let's let's do this one more time. That's an art show back. Stick your tongue out now. I'm going to lower my hips. Lower my hips. Lower my hips. And i'm not making contact with your nose or your tongue. I know now. I read now. I raised myself but that okay and that that's properly done that is properly done now. I leap some gas this you did but you see that's not again. I say that. I leak gas by didn't do it on purpose. The if you're relaxed and you see if you're if you're relaxed and you're doing a sudden then it's natural that you're going to leak or expel some gas to send i do understand and yes you did. Leak some gas. And i know that in the practice of your go you just let it slide right. Let it slide. You know because there are more important things in this world and the older. I get the more that's going to happen when i do. The eagle with my wife or friends. Whoever i'm doing the eagle posture with it's very good for the legs and the upper thighs and the older you get the more gas leak and it can get to. It takes discipline. It takes discipline to stay to hold the position as you did very well there dean we're here with dr whipped boon From the yugo institute of new york city. Now i call it yobo because i wasn't quite educated as to the foundational efforts that yourself and others had put forth is is there a problem with me still calling it yoga. Well let me say you can call it yoga but it becomes something different. Doesn't it If you call it yoga and you do the eagle well. It's not really the eagle anymore is it. It's a different posture. But what if i'm doing exactly the same. It is it. Well what you would do then is changed the postures change the actual title of the discipline chain so just lay flat on the floor and then you would have someone come.

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272: When Have We Changed Our Minds? | Ear Biscuits Ep.272

Ear Biscuits

07:33 min | 10 hrs ago

272: When Have We Changed Our Minds? | Ear Biscuits Ep.272

"Welcome to ear biscuits. The podcasts were to lifelong friends. Talk about life for a long time. I'm rhett and link this week at the roundtable of dim lighting. We are talking about changes. Yeah we asked you to your mind. We asked you Where we ask these questions. Which is twitter at the on the mythical account To tell us a time that you change your perspective on something could be small like food. Preference could be something big like a major belief. And why and boy. We got a lot of responses. Yom excited about talking y- in your laptop here so we can. We can look at some responses. But you know w- we wanted to talk about this. Because and kind of mission accomplished as far as i'm concerned here because we were hoping that it would just be a refreshing sensation of people sharing how they change their mind and i don't know there's a humility associated with saying i once thought this and even if it's a minor preference but now i think this i disagree with my former self about this thing bigger small it. It's something to celebrate in this day and age when people just dig in and there's there's no conversations and right not that. This conversation is going to get political. We didn't we necessarily. I mean we got some light hearted stuff and some heavier stuff but it really doesn't get into because we you know we talk about those things and other. Well there's one thing that kind of gets a little political in this anyway. The one of the reasons. I was so excited about talking about. This is all the things that you just said but also i think that you know there's a little bit of a selfish self interest in this which is like you know in ways that we have shared on this podcast. We've changed our minds. And i'm kind of fascinated with the reasons. Why change their mind. Because i think a lot of time just not the reason that you state you know And there's all kinds of factors. And i think we got some really honest honest responses and i'm just fascinated with the concept of perspective change and what leads to it and i like it like you said i think is so timely because it seems that there's so many people spending more of their energy attempting to change other people's minds in ways that we haven't really seen before in like discourse right. I was talking to jesse the other day. And i was like now. She hates going on facebook because facebook has become a place. Where you kinda just say. This is who i am. This is what i believe and then argue with people who differ with you. I think i it was kind of like. Hey i'm having a baby and look at what i did with my friends and then it would be like okay. Maybe at once every four years during the presidential election people might start like saying what they stood for whatever but now it's like a really high percentage of the dialogue is just people arguing with each other but no one's actually moving on anything like you said it's just people continuing to polarize and kind of align themselves with other people who all agree with them in. It's just there's no end in sight right. it's discouraging. Yeah i mean so. We're making a choice to not celebrate people who've said i change someone else's mind. Yeah but i changed my own mind and to see the lead to their minds and let me just say of all. We read through almost all the responses. Kiko definitely read through all the responses None of them said. I used to think this and i changed my mind because someone on facebook argued with me. That didn't have been in any one of these. Nobody said that right. So let's get into this. I think that We start with a later at a later to five five forty three sixty one to. There's a lot of those already taken. That's why there's a lot of late is out there. Two hundred and fifty two million five hundred and fifty four thousand nope twenty five million twenty five million. Is that a phone number we can. We put commas in your username. Knows she answers. It's not a phone number as one to one few one less. We could probably figure it out all right. we're calling an audible. This episode is now devoted entirely to try to get in touch with a later. She responded to us at miracle. I absolutely hate the sound of children sing. So you thought we were going to start serious or not i. I think this is serious to her. She says i used to love it. But then all those singing idol shows came out and now it's like fingernails on a chalkboard. Ps i'm an elementary schoolteacher. So i wonder if it's the culture of amateur singing in general that may be inspired a change in the youth then she experienced personally or is it just the idea of seeing so many me. How old you have to be to you got to you. Got to be like thirteen to be on american. I yeah i think what she means is that you know. Sh she surrounded by these elementary school kids. Who are like singing in chorus and stuff like that and what wasn't necessarily Pro by any means or splendid but still cute lost all of its luster to the point that she actually said you know what. I don't like kids singing anymore Oh i hate it. I hate the sound ruined it for him. Singing television idol singing idol shows ruined it for but she made a decision. She's like you know what. Or sometimes you come to grips with how you've changed and you just so. That's kind of like a back door decision right. won't you don't like this anymore. And i'm okay with it. So the decision is owning it though it would be would make her life easier being an elementary school teacher. If she would find a way to like it well she's not she's not the coral well if she's the she didn't say that but if she said i am at elementary school chorus teacher would be the. We would be outing right now. First of all Well she kind of outer self on twitter. This makes me think of something. But it's not something you're supposed to something you're supposed to like so i do. Applaud her insane. It is a preference while she standby. This is what i'm getting at. Is i actually recently rediscovered. How much. I do like the sound of children singing. And the sounds weird. I understand but let me do boy. Christmas boys choir situa- talking about moon rise kingdom which i washed recently with the family. Watch me and me and jessie shepherd. Washington and I i'm beginning to really kind of understand shepherd and understand the kinds of things that he will like and so so as like shepherd. I

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Ask The CLO 01/25/21

Best of The Steve Harvey Morning Show

07:12 min | 10 hrs ago

Ask The CLO 01/25/21

"Apple podcasts. Or wherever you get your podcasts you time now. Guys for at the c. l. o. The chief love steve. Harvey is in the building. Are you ready sir. Scope not ready. Say that okay. Davis in mesquite texas says. I'm thirty nine and i just broke up with the woman i dated for six years. We talked about marriage a lot but she wasn't willing to grow up and stop drinking and hanging out so much in the past. It was fun. And i did it too but it got old and i settled down and got a great job. She had three jobs in the past three years because if it interferes with partying or girl strip she. I love her. I love her. And i want to be with her but she let me go very easily. That mean she doesn't really love me at all should go on with my life the l. Let's go over this. You said so you let her go being you turn around and say she let you go to easing so okay so you was going to say and if you want to straighten up i'm leaving. And then she went lead. Now you trip it. Y'all not compatible better to find out now than later. And so she told you how the i'm doing i'm pod girl trip it the jobs. I can't go on the girl trip. I quit it girl. Yeah that ain't a good. I'm just telling you man. I'm just saying a good at eight and a good businessman. I think is good riddance man. I know you probably love but you know he did. The right. probably get over that. Right ron in newark new jersey. As we move on says my wife and i lived with her parents because we had a small fire in our house. My wife's parents have both hard of hearing and love watching tv. Their bedroom is elected directly below ours so all night we hear them yelling to talk to each other over the tv that is blaring loudly. I suggested to my father-in-law that they get hearing test. He got very mad and put me out but my wife stayed. I'm at my brother's house now and mad that my wife didn't stand up for me. Was she wrong for taking his side. Does his house bro. Didn't your father tell you you can't tell a man what to do with his house. Old school cats man. You tell him he k. Talk loud in his how you stay in his house. Go yellow reagan. S house caught on five. You stay at his house now. You may because you don't want outstare. Told him he got the tony down his damn house and go get a hit eight. He's a male. You get the hell out. Your wife ain't going to stay at your brother's house so now you wall hood do what make father let you stay in his house unthinkable. Man come omega serious bro. You can dump that on your girl. You shouldn't have said to this man in his own household flab man he got real always thought that y'all talk too loud down there we try to get some sleep. Damn jets got some damn fine. Sure right so i'm here. You need some fine all right so fia. In orange county and in south carolina says i'm a forty two forty year old single female and i've been dating online for a while but i finally met a guy that i clicked with and we went on a few dates. I live in a small town so as luck would have it. I ran into the guy at homegoods. I gave him a quick hug and his body language was off. A woman was with him and i didn't see her. He told her. I was a new co worker. And i just went with it I researched to social media and found out. he's married. i think she should know about me. Should i slide into her. Dm you think she should low about you. what. I think you found out all the information. I think you need to know about her now. Y'all only one on one date. Is that what she says she'll well. She's been dating online but yeah they went on a few dates actually okay. They went on a few days now. I think she should know about you. I think you should know about her. And go about your business see. I don't know why people think that is your job to report. Don't you know you ain't got to do that. Well you know their hearts they want to lash out. You know what that is. Her people hurt people. Yes she wants to lash out with on know about me. No no no. She doesn't need to do. Don't go there. Yeah but but but sister she finds out about you. Guess what it changes nothing away. You have already decided you not going to see him. No more you've already decided. He's a dull so now. Guess what you telling her that you're not going to see him anymore and he still down right but the point is she does want to continue seeing him and she wants to get him back yes she does want to continue seeing him and she wants to get him back for not telling her he was married. She wants revenge. Wait a minute. Continue to say she did. Yes she doesn't want to break up with this guy. I mean i know he's married but she doesn't want to break up with them. I don't believe she does. And i believe she also wants to hurt him. You know revenge okay. Well let me explain some to nine you seat the revenge. You could forget the we going to see each other never seen never ever seen that workout would-be that's why she's going to get the network. This is they're very important. Who has more fake hair. Who has more fake hair. White women let women or nfl. Football players explained all three seventy to break that down for me. How first of all. I think is white women because it was a surprise to me when my wife showed me how to detect it and they call it hot hair and it they. They've been doing it for years. I've around the mall before we got feigns. Okay so nfl poleus go here. We're talking about all right. Church complaints coming up next right after this. You're listening to morning show.

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